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how in the hell do you shove a cell phone down someone's throat?

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:07 pm
by tamra
and hold them at the same damn time? it would be more believable if it was shoved up someone's ass because you could catch them by surprise.

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Phone in her throat, boyfriend faces likely cell time

POSTED: 7:22 a.m. EST, February 4, 2007

* Missouri man convicted of shoving cell phone down girlfriend's throat
* Defense contended she was trying to swallow it to hide call record
* Judge will decide sentence after jury fails to agree; 7 years possible

INDEPENDENCE, Missouri (AP) -- A jury convicted a man of second-degree domestic assault Saturday for shoving a cell phone down his girlfriend's throat.

Prosecutors said Marlon Brando Gill, 25, of Kansas City, forced the cell phone into Melinda Abell's mouth during a quarrel in December 2005.

Gill denied the charge, claiming that Abel had tried to swallow the phone to prevent him from finding out whom she had been calling.

Abell, 25, of Blue Springs was rushed to a hospital, where doctors removed the phone. Doctors said she nearly choked to death.

"I think he thought I'd been talking to other guys," Abell wrote in a statement to police after the incident. "If I didn't want him to see my phone, I would have just thrown it out the window and busted it."

It was Gill's second trial since his arrest more than a year ago. Jurors in July were unable to reach a verdict on a first-degree domestic assault charge, which carries a maximum sentence of life in prison.

Jurors could not agree on a sentence for Gill, which means that decision will be left up to a judge. The assault charge carries a sentence of up to seven years in prison.

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and the guy's face on news makes him appear as if he's laughing. and he doesn't even look like a big guy.

Re: how in the hell do you shove a cell phone down someone's throat?

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:22 pm
by hellifiknow
tamra,
maybe he had it taped to his dick? ;p


Re: how in the hell do you shove a cell phone down someone's throat?

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:46 pm
by tamra
hellifiknow,

:lol: :lol: OMFG!! I spit my cookie out laughing! that seems most logical! well, now we know she swallows!

I just know you couldn't hold my ass down, shove nothing down my throat w/out me biting off a finger or two in the process, or grabbing hold of some balls since both of their hands were busy shoving and holding! :lol: if they found me w/a phone lodged in my mouth, rest assured my hands would have held one or two balls and a joystick to match!

and only way I'd have released the balls is to pick up a pen to write down what happened, unless the cop asking "what happened" could understand keypad click sounds from my throat or chest!

Re: how in the hell do you shove a cell phone down someone's throat?

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:08 pm
by bingolong
hellifiknow and tamra,
:lol: :lol: :lol: