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I wonder if it's possible to supress a fart until you needed it?
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 8:41 pm
by walrusjk
I've never studied eastern philosophy but I wonder if there's a discipline that allows you to accumulate gas until you could use it for comic effect? Say you had a wedding to attend on Friday and on Tuesday you started preparing to let one rip right when the preacher said..."Does anyone have a reason why these two should not be bond in holy matrimony? Speak now or forever hold your peace." Then you go...Va-roooom!
Re: I wonder if it's possible to supress a fart until you needed it?
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 7:11 am
by bingolong
walrusjk,
Man it ain't worth it....let that shit go.....
Re: I wonder if it's possible to supress a fart until you needed it?
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 9:34 am
by bcddjjsc690
walrusjk,
I've never known a occasion where I
needed a fart ,
and comedy is subjective , so a few people may think your release of gas is funny , the rest would think you were a pig , cad , idiot, disgusting ( pick one ) . Mother Nature is not to be fooled with , so if the gases in your bowels begin to bubble to the surface , by all means let them escape ! Unless you are in a crowded elevator
Re: I wonder if it's possible to supress a fart until you needed it?
Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 9:17 pm
by walrusjk
Man this is a comedy site. I set that joke up perfect. Threw in the eastern philosophy, acted like I cared, gave the occasion and moment I used the fart and then the "va-room" to bring it home. Come on!
Re: I wonder if it's possible to supress a fart until you needed it?
Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 4:07 am
by walrusjk
Oh ya....Hey what's that over there?...Va-room!" Got ya.