I need to shake up the neighbours.
Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 5:22 pm
I've been scratching my head wondering how I can get the neighbours shook up. I have to walk to the end of my driveway to grab the mail every day. Tomorrow I was thinking about doing it in the nude, grab the mail, shuffle through each letter casually, nod my head, wedge the envelopes between my butt checks and waddle my way back into the house trying not to drop any. If anyone makes a fuss I'll just say that this is very common in Europe...