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lately I've been talking with this fine ass mexican gal, she's beautiful as hell, honest as hell, calls my bs bs, and see's my good traits most folks don't see...But she's a fundamnetalist christian...Can a heathen and a fundamentalist possibly work as a match?

Murphdogg, Just work on her slow and act like you do not care about her too much and you are interested in God. 6 months later when you fuck her it will be so tight it will be like jacking off with a pair of vice grips and it will hurt you worse than it will hurt her. Try not to laugh to hard while your fucking her even if you have to bite a hole in your lip to keep from cracking up. Cheers!

Murphdogg,

it's working for Dick Cheney, so don't see why not. when you become Veep of the U.S. hook a sistah up in the East Wing

Murphdogg,
this heathen has been married to a MFC (mexican fundamentalist christian) for over twenty, as long as she doesn't think sex is only for procreation it's great...well I'm guessing it must be great, how the fuck would I know because I didn't find that out until it was too late.

I know you and Murphdogg don't get along but he wrote a good post about relationships down in Pryor News and Info

Murphdogg, Its almost a month , Just wondering if you hit that fundamentalist coochie yet?

EddieHill,
LOL HELL no! I uhm invited her out to one of my shows and she hasn't contacted me since..daaaaamnit.

Murphdogg,

bingolong,
bad thing is she works with me, sits across from me..and ain't talkin to me..I wonder what joke I did that night that killed the romance?

Murphdogg, I am now into the married none pussy getting motherfuckers club. My wife has been put on a ventalator for a sleep disorder. I said to her that she only has tubes up her nose and she should be able to put my cock in her mouth if I walk around the other side of the bed by the machine. I cannot wake her up in the middle of the night anymore while she has the machine on. I need to start going to church and seek out a female fundementalist that is std free and has had her tubes tide, so I can break it off in every whole in her body. We must be on a mission to fuck these women. The Team!

Murphdogg,

Maybe I'm going out on a limb here, but could it have been the bit about fucking the fundamentalist christian mexican that you work with?