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Yeah that's right ,

Your mother did the Tatooine Twist with every Storm trooper in the 3rd Parcect

I've got a bad feeling about this.

I knew I shouldn't have gotten involved with your mama. Theres a reason they call her Jabba the Slut.

A Wookie was in the woods taking a shit , and he looked over and saw a Ewok ,He asked the Ewok , "Hey , when you take a shit does the shit stick to your fur ? ....
And the Ewok answered " No ..."
So when the Wookie got done , He wiped his ass with the Ewok ,

bcddjjsc690,

hellifiknow,

okay, snap on me now, I've never seen ANY Star Wars movie, including the 1st one. I tried to watch the 1st one once, but could never get into it, or even the spoof Spaceballs. movies like that or Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and a Tom Cruise futuristic one (can't remember name but came out about 2003), I just can't get into for some reason. but I can watch The Fifth Element all day long.

now sci-fi horror, I'm all over it.

okay back to snapping...

tamra,

Minority Report could be the Tom Cruise movie your thinking of ,it wasn't bad , but as for Star Wars , you need to go to the corner ,and get some high octane smoke , not the regular stuff, some cronic or KGB, ( killer green bud )

then sit back and let force flow thru you , ....

but right . back to snapping , ....

your momma's ass is as big as a death star , with a crack you could fly a star cruiser thru ,
someone tried to have sex with her once ,but there wasn't enough space dust to roll her in to find the wet spot.DAMN!!!!

bcddjjsc690,

thx! that was the Tom Cruise movie. okay I know 2 lines related to Star Wars, so...

yo momma so fat the force can't even move her big ass

yo momma so stank Darth Vader is STILL denying he's Luke's father. said he'd NEVER hit that & catch his ass on Maury!

Do, or do not. There is no try. Bitch.

“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Suffering leads to being tied up by fat bitch and being probed anally. Find this out you will."

tamra,

Bob's right, for once...the first time I saw Star Wars was on a hit of Purple Dragon and a fifth of cherry vodka...watch it now and my hair still stands up during the opening scene.

therevrogue,
I suffer from the inability to snap any style but wanted to say welcome to the site.

go easy on bcddjjsc690...he's got a crush on Jabba.