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Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 8:54 am
FW: Why it takes 7 members of the Bush Admin to change a light bulb
A little swipe at the current occupant of the oval office - a place where
some suggest that the light bulbs are all dim:
How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a light
bulb?
The Answer: SEVEN:
(1) one to deny that the light bulb needs to be changed,
(2) one to question the patriotism of anyone who still thinks that the
light
bulb needs to be changed,
(3) one to blame the previous administration for the fact that a light bulb
is needed at all.
(4) one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret
stockpile of light bulbs,
(5) one to get with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay
Halliburton millions of dollars for used
light bulbs,
(6) one to arrange a photo-op of Bush changing a light bulb dressed in a
flight suit under an American flag; and
(7) and one to explain the difference between screwing in a light bulb and
screwing a country.
A little swipe at the current occupant of the oval office - a place where
some suggest that the light bulbs are all dim:
How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a light
bulb?
The Answer: SEVEN:
(1) one to deny that the light bulb needs to be changed,
(2) one to question the patriotism of anyone who still thinks that the
light
bulb needs to be changed,
(3) one to blame the previous administration for the fact that a light bulb
is needed at all.
(4) one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret
stockpile of light bulbs,
(5) one to get with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay
Halliburton millions of dollars for used
light bulbs,
(6) one to arrange a photo-op of Bush changing a light bulb dressed in a
flight suit under an American flag; and
(7) and one to explain the difference between screwing in a light bulb and
screwing a country.
