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Yo Mama so black that when she sits around the house, they have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her!

Wait, I think I screwed that up somehow... ;p

JTF,
Ya mama's SO fat....she has to shit in a well and wipe her ass with a mattress.

JTF,

Yo mama's so vicious that when you were born the doctor asked her if she wanted to cut the umbilical cord and she cut off your nuts instead and named you Sheila.

Forget about the chromosomes splitting and all that scientific jazz. If you want something done right you've got to do it yourself.

Inkblot

JTF,
When you were born your mother said,"What a glorious treasure." and your father said, "Yeah, let's bury it!"



[Font size=4 face=s color=red]Only kiddin my friend[/font]

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side

Anditsdeeptoo,

Yo mama's like a bungee cord... 100 dollars for 30 seconds and if that rubber breaks, your ass is dead.

Anditsdeeptoo,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHA. thats a good one.



gareth

Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.

Your Mother is so large..erm? fat... and erm? Oh dear gosh, What I'm basically trying to say is erm?... well she is!.. not that... erm? It's a bad thing she's probably a very lovely lady...erm?

Damn my Englishness!