1. Where it was

2. My "Cracka Ass Cracka" T-Shirt

3. Eyes

4. Jadakiss Kiss of Death

5. Abortion Clinic

6. Anywhere near the Wang

7. Body, I don't give a damn if I'm nuts

9. When the percoset wears off

10. Chappelle's show

11. Foreman Grill

12. Winning the Pulitzer and Nobel prize at 11

13. Life

14. Life

15. Drums

16. Place in Denver called the Red Room

17. When I busted my head open

18. Brad Pitt Damnit

19. Damn Right, there's gotta be a point to all this

20. The Dr. Seuss book about the sneeches with the stars and the one's without stars. A poignant statement about racism.

21. Basketball Season

22. Toilet Duty

23. The power to see through whitey!

24. On one arm A samurai sword over the Kanji symbol of love surrounded by flames on top of a emblazoned cross surrounded by thorns with "he lives" inscripted below and goofy holding a basketball on the other arm.

25. Love's Holiday (EWF)

26. Love Pussy

27. Two 12" fosgate subwoofers and an 1800 watt amp

29. Today

30. Splindiferous

1. I'd build my house in the center of a black hole
2. Favorite article of clothing is a t-shirt
3. Favorite feature of the opposite sex is the neck
(breasts a close second)
4. The last CD I bought sucks
5. Least favorite place to be is last
6. Favorite place to be massaged is
Hanna's House of Full Release
7. Strong in mind is more important but less rewarding
9. I wake up around sunrise
10. Favorite TV show is "I Dream of Jeannie"
11. Favorite kitchen appliance is my dishwasher
12. Favorite childhood memory involved ice cream
and cousin Sandy
13. Richard Pryor makes me laugh - so does Peter Sellers
14. I don't get really angry - I get really even
15. If I could, I would play the accordion
just to annoy people
16. Favorite place to eat is any dark Italian restaurant
17. Scariest moment of my life hasn't happened yet
18. If a movie was made about me it would
have to be animated
19. I do believe in afterlife, if that's what you call it
20. Favorite children's book is My Pet Goat
21. Favorite season is winter
22. Lease favorite chore is vacuuming
23. My super power would be invisibility or x-ray vision
24. I don't like tattoos - once you have even just one,
you can never be truly naked again
25. I wish I wrote "Louie Louie" - then I'd know what
the fuck they were saying!
26. I prefer birds
27. The trunk of my car contains a spare tire
(but no jack, though)
29. My favorite day is today
30. One word to describe myself: human

1.Here in Southampton where all my friends are
2.Southampton away shirt
3.All of 'em
4.D12 world
5.The living room of my old house when I was a little boy
6.Back
7.Mind
9.2-3.00pm I work nights
10.Friends
11.Microwave
12.Watching star wars for the first time
13.Most comiedians
14.When paedophiles,rapists and murderers get sentenced to jail and get let out early for good behaviour.If they behaved "good" they wouldn't be there in the first place!
15.Piano
16.The nags head pub in Chichester,lovely carvery
17.Being called to give evidence at crown court against my step-father.
18.Sean Penn,brilliant actor
19.Yes,we used to live in a haunted house
20.Charlie and the chocolate factory
21.Spring
22.Changing the bed linen
23.To eliminate all evil
24.Heart/celtic band thingy same as A.Keidis from Chilli's has got on l/bicep
25.Africa by Toto,always makes me smile and think good thoughts
26.Dogs
27.No car at present
29.Christmas day
30.Kind

Visitor,

dude, i NEVER do these, but i'm feeling it today.

1. IF YOU COULD BUILD YOUR HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?

in the carribbean, let's say Grenada

2. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

bright green Richard Pryor 'Keep Some Sunshine on Your Face' tee. I wear it until it STINKS.

3. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

legs, and butte

4. THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT?

Sparta - 'Porcelain' at least that was on iTunes. Actual CD was The Unicorns - 'Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Dead?' it's so great.

5. WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?

Jail. duh!

6. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED?

Shoulders, back.

7. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY?

Mind. duh!

9. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

Whenver Patsy (our puppy) needs to go out. anywhere from six to eight, regardless of how late i was up.

10. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?

gotta go with The Simpsons, and Atlanta Braves Baseball

11. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE?

Rice Cooker. Make a bunch and then freeze it in little ziploc bags. then you have microwavable rice! comes out perfect.

12. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY?

incredible double play in tee ball. made the play with my best friend, and we got ice cream afterwards.

13. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Richard Pryor. duh!

14. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?

Willfully ignorant Americans (that vote for Bush).

15 IF YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Accordion.

16. FAVORITE RESTAURANT/CAFE/EATERY?

Ye Rustic Inn (Los Feliz, Los Angeles)

17. SCARIEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?

Broken Arm, really f'ed up, 7th grade. More recently, my Mema had a heart attack, but she's doing better.

18. IF THERE WAS A MOVIE MADE ABOUT YOU, WHAT CURRENT/FORMER HOLLYWOOD STAR WOULD PLAY YOU?

'Weird' Al Yankovic

19. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?

Yes. I believe we all get our own personal afterlife, and everyone you want to see is there, and there's a phat party. And all your pets are there too (Hey Jen! Maybe it should be only pets!! LOL).

20. FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK?

Oh man. No way I can decide. Let's go with Charlie and The Chocolate Factory (and Great Glass Elevator), backed with The Phantom Tollbooth, followed by The Neverending Story, and finish up with Why Mosquitoes Buzz in People's Ears. Now I'm ready for bed.

21. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?

Spring in Georgia. Summer in Cali. Fall in Vermont. Back to Georgia for winter.

22. IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?

Cleaning up puppy pee (doesn't happen as much lately)

23. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

I already am able to heat up to over a thousand degrees, so my next X-men power would be teleportation. Not to save lives, but so I could visit friends whenever I want.

24. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

Hand stamp from last night's rock show.

25. THE SONG YOU WISHED YOU HAD WRITTEN?

'Ain't it funny how time slips away' Willie Nelson
'Cars' Gary Numan

26. DO YOU PREFER CATS OR DOGS?

Love cats but dogs blow them away. Sorry putties!

27. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

Rug I don't like, to be delivered to Out Of The Closet.

29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DAY?

Halloween.

30. USING ONLY ONE WORD DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

Unusual

1. IF YOU COULD BUILD YOUR HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE? [Font color=blue]Tuscany[/font]

2. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? [Font color=blue]UK Wildcat sweatshirt[/font]

3. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX? [font color=blue]Eyes[/font]

4. THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT? [Font color=blue]"Rachmaninov Transcriptions" - Olga Kern[/font]

5. WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE? [Font color=blue]Hospital[/font]

6. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED? [Font color=blue]Shoulders[/font]

7. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY? [Font color=blue]Strong in mind[/font]

9. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? [Font color=blue]6am[/font]

10. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? [Font color=blue]The Andy Griffith Show[/font]

11. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE? [Font color=blue]Blender[/font]

12. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY? [Font color=blue]Family vacations[/font]

13. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? [Font color=blue]Richard Pryor, Monty Python[/font]

14. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY? [Font color=blue]Animal cruelty[/font]

15 IF YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT WHAT WOULD IT BE? [Font color=blue]Piano[/font]

16. FAVORITE RESTAURANT/CAFE/EATERY? [Font color=blue]Z's Oyster Bar & Steakhouse, Louisville, KY[/font]

17. SCARIEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE? [Font color=blue]My wife going into labor at 23 weeks[/font]

18. IF THERE WAS A MOVIE MADE ABOUT YOU, WHAT CURRENT/FORMER HOLLYWOOD STAR WOULD PLAY YOU? [Font color=blue]Jimmy Kimmel[/font]

19. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE? [Font color=blue]Yes[/font]

20. FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK? [Font color=blue]Little Toot On The Mississippi[/font]

21. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? [Font color=blue]Autumn[/font]

22. IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE? [Font color=blue]Ironing[/font]

23. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE? [Font color=blue]Invisibility[/font]

24. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT? [Font color=blue]n/a[/font]

25. THE SONG YOU WISHED YOU HAD WRITTEN? [Font color=blue]Eine Kleine Nachtmusik[/font]

26. DO YOU PREFER CATS OR DOGS? [Font color=blue]Cats[/font]

27. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR? [Font color=blue]Golf clubs, CD's[/font]

29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DAY? [Font color=blue]Friday[/font]

30. USING ONLY ONE WORD DESCRIBE YOURSELF? [Font color=blue]Enigmatic[/font]

Any chance of Mr. and/or Mrs. Pryor filling this out?

Here we go:

1. IF YOU COULD BUILD YOUR HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
Hurricane Ridge--Port Angeles, Washington

2. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
Well, women feel me up when I wear my new green Richard Pryor SUNSHINE T-shirt in public, so I have to wear my Prince MUSICOLOGY TOUR--LOCAL CREW T-Shirt when the wife is hangin' with me.

3. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX? Dark hair, beautiful eyes, sexy nose, pouty lips...and da BUTT!!
ALWAYS, daBUTT!!

4. THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT?
Genius of Modern Music, Vol. 1--Thelonious Monk

5. WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?
*ANY* MALL...

6. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED?
The Mall (*ANY MALL*) You're KIDDING, right?

7. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY?
Strong in Mind

9. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
8ish

10. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
The one that always makes me smile is The Simpson's, but MONK is catching up there...

11. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE?
Microwave

12. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY?
Watching Batman, then tying a dish towel around my neck and
pretending I'm the Caped Crusader (mid 60's)

13. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
A "sincere" Republican

14. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?
Bigots...and our current administration.

15 IF YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Piano (I play Bass)

16. FAVORITE RESTAURANT/CAFE/EATERY?
Hoover's Home Cookin'--Austin

17. SCARIEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?
My Son's Birth

18. IF THERE WAS A MOVIE MADE ABOUT YOU, WHAT CURRENT/FORMER HOLLYWOOD STAR WOULD PLAY YOU?
George Clooney (but he'd have to be beaten by an UGLY STICK first)

19. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?
HELL Ya!!

20. FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK?
SHAFT--For Da Childrens

21. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
Football (Winter)

22. IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?
Dishes

23. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Other than seeing through clothing, it would have to be strength...that way I could rid the world of assholes one-by-one

24. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
A Pink Heart that says "Miles' BITCH"

25. THE SONG YOU WISHED YOU HAD WRITTEN?
Pretty much anything Dylan or Zevon have written

26. DO YOU PREFER CATS OR DOGS?
Pus-say!

27. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
The last smartass who asked me a bunch of questions

29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DAY?
HUMP DAY!!

30. USING ONLY ONE WORD DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Certifiable.

-Smokey

1. IF YOU COULD BUILD YOUR HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE? The Dark Side of the Moon.
2. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Old, worn-out boxers.
3. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX? Everything.
4. THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT? I don't recall. The Doors maybe?
5. WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE? Amongst the blissfully unaware.
6. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED? Longy-dong and balls.
7. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY? Strong in mind.
8. Inkblot took control long ago...
9. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? I don't.
10. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? The History Channel.
11. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE? The Fridge.
12. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY? The entire thing.
13. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Life.
14. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY? Life.
15 IF YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT WHAT WOULD IT BE? The skin flute.
16. FAVORITE RESTAURANT/CAFE/EATERY? Noodle Ranch.
17. SCARIEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE? Living it.
18. IF THERE WAS A MOVIE MADE ABOUT YOU, WHAT CURRENT/FORMER HOLLYWOOD STAR WOULD PLAY YOU? They'll make it after I'm dead and not abide by my wishes anyhow.
19. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE? If it's like this one, then no. Actually yes, I do. I've seen it.
20. FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK? "Go Dog Go"
21. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? Fall/winter.
22. IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE? Unclogging a mushy turd in the toilet that isn't mine before using the potty myself.
23. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE? To be blissfully unaware instead of being unblissfully aware of it all.
24. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT? Smiley face.
25. THE SONG YOU WISHED YOU HAD WRITTEN? "Big Balls" by AC/DC.
26. DO YOU PREFER CATS OR DOGS? Both.
27. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR? Nothing.
28. It was a firearm, not an overdose...
29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DAY? Any night of the week.
30. USING ONLY ONE WORD DESCRIBE YOURSELF? Inkblot.

Inkblot

1. Way in the middle of nowhere

2. My Dodger Shirt I like the way it looks on me

3. Smile

4. Gorge Carlin Class Clown

5. Working a deadend job

6. my dick but I can settle for my back

7. Without our minds we are nothing but meaningless flesh

9. About 9 am

10. Famliy Guy

11. Oven! I enjoy baked goods and no JTF I'm talking about drugs!

12. Going to the Stock Cars races with my famliy

13. Irony

14. Ignorance

15 Drums

16. Taco De Mexico

17. When My grand father just about passed on

18. I really don't have an answer for this one oh what the hell we'll say Patrick Duffy for the hell of it

19. Its more of a hope then a belife

20. Where the sidewalk ends

21. Spring

22. Vacum

23. To fly

24. No tat

25. Mr.Bungle's Mr Nice Guy

26. Love em both but I'm gonna go with cats

27. My talent

29. Sunday

30. Driven

1. IF YOU COULD BUILD YOUR HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
Inside the internet.

2. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
My pants, because I wear them the most.

3. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Vagina.

4. THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT?
Today I bought 50 blank CDrs and 5 blank mini CDrs.

5. WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?
In the past.

6. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED?
I don't know yet, let's explore together.

7. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY?
I'd say right now my mind is stronger, but I need my body to live, so in terms of most needed, I'd say body.

9. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
Varies.

10. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Kids in the Hall, though I don't watch it anymore.

11. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE?
The stove where I make my meals.

12. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY?
I don't remember it, but I'd have to say birth.

13. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Child abuse. It never happened to me, but I find it so wrong that it makes me laugh.

14. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?
When people take more than they need.

15 IF YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT WHAT WOULD IT BE?
My brain.

16. FAVORITE RESTAURANT/CAFE/EATERY?
My mom makes the best food I've ever had, but I'm young, maybe I'll find something better.

17. SCARIEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?
First time I knew I was insane.

18. IF THERE WAS A MOVIE MADE ABOUT YOU, WHAT CURRENT/FORMER HOLLYWOOD STAR WOULD PLAY YOU?
Myself.

19. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?
I do not believe in death.

20. FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK?
1984

21. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
Spring/Fall

22. IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?
Moving out.

23. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
The power to make the world smile.

24. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
I let a girl burn me with a cigarette once, that's all the self mutilation I've done.

25. THE SONG YOU WISHED YOU HAD WRITTEN?
The one that makes you horny, baby.

26. DO YOU PREFER CATS OR DOGS?
Is this a trick question?

27. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
I don't have a car, so I would have to say there's poo in my bum.

29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DAY?
Today or Tomorrow.

30. USING ONLY ONE WORD DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Comedian.