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Re: can you help?

by Surferchicklet » Tue Dec 07, 2004 8:50 am

Non Bibically...


The Egg.

A chicken like bird laid a nest full of eggs, and one or more were deformed, with a deformity that increased its survival rate, and made it a chicken... It reproduced with its nondeformed bretheren or sisteren and the deformity was a dominant trait which was passed onto its offspring, the chicken.

Re: can you help?

by JTF » Tue Dec 07, 2004 8:27 am

bingolong,

So it was the chicken...

Biblically, first there was Adam. He was cool. Just kickin' back watching football, drinkin beer, & rappin with God. Then God decided to create Eve, the egg (bearer.) Actually, since Adam didn't become a chicken until he was faced with a woman telling him what to do "EAT THE DAMN APPLE!!! WHAT ARE YOU, A MAN OR A MOUSE? GOD CAN"T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO. EAT THE DAMN APPLE YOU LITTLE SPINELESS WIMP!!!" So Adam did what most any man would do: he turned into a chicken and ate the apple. So now the question remains unanswered. What came first, the chicken or the egg? (Answer: The egg came of the chicken, but the chicken wasn't a chicken until the egg.)

Re: can you help?

by bingolong » Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:42 pm

Visitor,
I know you are joking but if you think about it in a bibical sense the chicken came first the same way Adam and Eve came first.If you think about it scientifically you asking the wrong motherfucka!!!!! :lol:

can you help?

by Visitor » Mon Dec 06, 2004 3:31 pm

which came first chicken or the egg? please reply with answer as ive been up for three days trying to decide thanks! @.@

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