by JTF » Tue Dec 07, 2004 8:27 am
bingolong,
So it was the chicken...
Biblically, first there was Adam. He was cool. Just kickin' back watching football, drinkin beer, & rappin with God. Then God decided to create Eve, the egg (bearer.) Actually, since Adam didn't become a chicken until he was faced with a woman telling him what to do "EAT THE DAMN APPLE!!! WHAT ARE YOU, A MAN OR A MOUSE? GOD CAN"T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO. EAT THE DAMN APPLE YOU LITTLE SPINELESS WIMP!!!" So Adam did what most any man would do: he turned into a chicken and ate the apple. So now the question remains unanswered. What came first, the chicken or the egg? (Answer: The egg came of the chicken, but the chicken wasn't a chicken until the egg.)
bingolong,
So it was the chicken...
Biblically, first there was Adam. He was cool. Just kickin' back watching football, drinkin beer, & rappin with God. Then God decided to create Eve, the egg (bearer.) Actually, since Adam didn't become a chicken until he was faced with a woman telling him what to do "EAT THE DAMN APPLE!!! WHAT ARE YOU, A MAN OR A MOUSE? GOD CAN"T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO. EAT THE DAMN APPLE YOU LITTLE SPINELESS WIMP!!!" So Adam did what most any man would do: he turned into a chicken and ate the apple. So now the question remains unanswered. What came first, the chicken or the egg? (Answer: The egg came of the chicken, but the chicken wasn't a chicken until the egg.)