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Farm Joke

by xirdneh » Mon Apr 12, 2004 7:06 am

A FARM BOY GOT UP ONE MORNING AND WANTED
BREAKFAST. HIS MOTHER ASKED IF HE HAD DONE HIS CHORES.
WHEN HE REPLIED NO, SHE SAID HE DIDN'T GET TO EAT
UNTIL HE DID. SO, HE GOES OUT AND FEEDS THE CHICKENS,
PIGS AND COWS, KICKING ONE OF THEM EACH. WHEN HE COMES
BACK IN, HE HAS ONLY DRY CEREAL TO EAT. HE WONDERS WHY
AND HIS MOTHER TELLS HIM SHE SAW HIM KICK THE CHICKEN
SO HE CAN'T HAVE EGGS FOR ONE WEEK, SHE SAW HIM KICK
THE PIG SO HE CAN'T HAVE BACON FOR ONE WEEK, SHE SAW
HIM KICK THE COW SO HE CAN'T HAVE MILK FOR ONE WEEK.
THEN, THE DAD COMES DOWN FOR BREAKFAST AND KICKS THE
CAT. THE BOY RESPONDS, DO YOU WANT TO TELL HIM OR
SHOULD I?
:lol: :lol:

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