dumbass,


So, I'll see you in court then.

dumbass,

Fine. Firstly, it was a Fossil! Secondly, take me to court. See if I care. That's the worst place for a first date, I've ever heard of...well, after taco bell.

What are you gonna sue me for? Oatmeal cream pies and swiss rolls? You could have just asked for one.

Jane

dumbass,

Wait...give me my watch back. You're of age and I'm not worth millions in the eyes of the public! ...I'm glad I realized before I tried to fly you out to Disneyworld...

Jane

(and that visitor *still* didn't explain himself on that comment. I'm really befuddled by it.)

dumbass,

C'mon dave, you're a little to tense. Have a little of this Jesus juice. I'll give you my watch if you don't tell anyone.

Anditsdeeptoo,

Can't eat no cookies if you're thinking about Michael Jackson. The two just don't go together.

astonamous,

Ask Michael Jackson he seems to be the expert...

JTF,

No he will just create a Dr. Seuss forum

dumbass,

If you don't watch out,
I'll write in rhyme.
Then moving shit 'round,
Will tak all your damn time...

dumbass,

You heard him Trudy, Cookie mandate from the king administrator! Chop chop toots! I like chocolate chip personally... Oh and red ny-quil shots for all... this reminds me of my college days!

dumbass,

Oh...just because I'm sick doesn't mean, we ain't partying....

Just means I have to drink less wine... actually, I doubt I'll drink even half of my glass. Gotta love friends, they know I love wine and bought be some. Last night was party night, more or less, so I'll be happy with sleep this evening.

DayQuil *is* better, but I've got a runny nose, otherwise, I'd be doing the red!

Jane

(and thanks for the birthday wishes bcddjjsc. I can do more of Ernest P. Worrell's mother impression than anything else. I'm not quite deep--or gay enough--to pull of the Harvey...)