tis2flyyy,
now that is funny......did he pull the receipt out of his azz???.....an rip it off with a perforated line????.....

hellifiknow
yeah well listen to the UFOs on that movie the next time you see it an listen to the tower respond......with the same notes......i can phart that......blew my mind too....

Appaloosa,
what really scares me is I get that...I hear random noises like tones and it will kick off songs in my head, but never a fart that I know of...maybe if I was more wind instrument oriented..

Tis2flyy,
old faithful...never mind, I can't remember nothing but the ending. lot of good that did.

Appaloosa,

Here is a joke for you about farting:

I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas.
The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

JTF,
okay...i had just eaten some beans....an i was goin to the bathroom but never got to....i did this n did that...an it was like three hours later when i went downstairs.....to releive my self.....an i was making hot water for coffee......when i realized i better go......well on the way to the bathroom.....i started to let one go...but i tried to keep it in an it went staccatto ......an i sed this reminds me of something.......so when i was uh.....resting.....i thought of it an i reminded myself of the movie......Close Encounters of the Third Kind.....i can play the sound of when the spaceships were making a musicale noise....an the tower was making the same noises......so when i see the movie again it will remind me of this....i hope someone understands this....i know i do...sometimes they say i dont talk right.....but yet i know what im talkin about

JTF,

file this under "you gotta be fucking kidding me "

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_394 - la fartiste`'

figures a frenchman has this distinction

astonamous,

nuttin dare.

clairus99,


Feels good too!

kinda like a "raspberry"., get the old man to do that to the little captain you'll see.

clairus99,

queef - kwee F , v. - term used for the release of air from a womans [/i]front - bottom [/i] , honey pot. Length of the release, force and decibel levels vary ,Lover is imediately blamed ,and a slight adjustment of the in/out movement during the act of sex , is one remedy .

bcddjjsc690,

"queef"?! that's a whole new word on me!

(i love this forum.... i don't talk like this anywhere else on the internet!)

Dear clairus99,



Queef is a whole 'nother topic .......

[/i] sounds like your ol 'man packed more air than Tom Carvel [/i]