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Re: A complaint

by tis2flyyy » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:24 pm

astonamous,


Naw, JTF ass is brilliant! I do not know about you being normal, though.

Thanks JTF for setting my shit straight.

I though you was a dude!!!! See, in your picture, you are so damn cuuuuttte :D Peace, my brother!

Re: A complaint

by JTF » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:15 pm

astonamous,

I wish I could come up with a brilliant, witty reply, but all I can think is "BITCH!!!"

:lol:

Re: A complaint

by JTF » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:01 pm

tis2flyyy,

I hate to burst your bubble regarding my briliance, (really, I do!) but you apparantly missed http://www.pakin.org/complaint/ - The Complaint Letter Generator' that was linked at the end of that long-ass letter.

Oh, and as to the question of whether I am male or female... Look at the picture to the left. Read my signature.

Re: A complaint

by tis2flyyy » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:45 pm

tamra,


Hey ya'll.

I was reading this....such good sposrts all of you are.

But I have to say, when I read that long as shit (honestly I stopped also at the 4th line), I said "whoever was the author must have just finished smokin' some serious weed". The author was all of some different type shit.

But now I see JTF was the auther (I think) and I like him/her - not certain of gender - cause him/her is really funny as hell!

But what I wanted to say is, really - what was that shit all about and what did U hope to accomplish by typing all of that long ass shit?

OK, one thing you did prove to me is that you are one smart M-Fer to know how to use all of those words in one long ass posting. You go boy! or You go girl! Whatever, I am giving you your props, not disrespecting OK????? @.@

And tamra, that "yo' momma" comment was the shit anf right on time! Yo ass is crazy!!

Big T

Re: A complaint

by tamra » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:15 pm

JTF,
yo momma

(heeey what do you know? that line does work in all situations :lol: tomorrow will be a great day afterall ;p)

Re: A complaint

by JTF » Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:15 pm

tamra,

Uh huh. You still wet behind the ears! :lol: :p :lol:

Re: A complaint

by tamra » Wed Oct 05, 2005 3:12 pm

JTF,
I hate it when it says I'm logged in and then I post and it shows up as Visitor.

lemme go generate a complaint about dat shyat! :lol:

but your complaint has been filed... yup, I just bought a new filing cabinet for important stuff:

[img]http://tam-ra.us/graphics/garbage_can_chomp.gif[/img]

Re: A complaint

by Visitor » Wed Oct 05, 2005 3:06 pm

JTF,
saaaay this one is much different from the one I had generated. those bastards!!

but yeah you got a problem with me mothafuka?
[img]http://tam-ra.us/workitout/images/smiles/club.gif[/img] step right on up and we'll work it out. ;p

Re: A complaint

by JTF » Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:24 pm

My complaint about Tamra Burgess,

Here's the angry letter Tamra Burgess knew she was bound to receive. Note that some of the facts I plan to use in this letter were provided to me by a highly educated person who managed to escape Tamra's out-of-touch indoctrination and is consequently believable. Her maudlin preoccupation with resistentialism, usually sicklied over with such nonsense words as "ultrastandardization", would make sense if a person's honor were determined strictly by his or her ability to hasten the destruction of our civilization. As that's not the case, we can conclude only that given a choice of having her incite pogroms, purges, and other mayhem or having my bicuspids extracted sans Novocaine, I would embrace the pliers, purchase some Polident Partials, and call it a day. Tamra deeply believes that "the norm" shouldn't have to worry about how the exceptions feel. Meanwhile, back on Earth, the truth is very simple: Only through education can individuals gain the independent tools they need to debate the efficacy of Tamra's deplorable strictures. But the first step is to acknowledge that I wouldn't want to provide support to backwards banana republics and their subversive dictators. I would, on the other hand, love to make this world a better place in which to live. But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter. Tamra is doing everything in her power to make me fall firmly into the hands of insidious drug addicts. The only reason I haven't yet is that I believe in the four P's: patience, prayer, positive thinking, and perseverance. I don't see how she can build a workable policy around wishful thinking draped over a morass of confusion (and also, as we'll see below, historical illiteracy), then impose it willy-nilly on a population by force. I'm not saying that it can't possibly be done but rather that Tamra obscures the true meaning of her fibs with propaganda and fancy talk. That's the sort of statement that some people maintain is logorrheic, but which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made, because Tamra's publications are designed to threaten the existence of human life, perhaps all life on the planet. And they're working; they're having the desired effect.

You can sum up Tamra's announcements in one word: bad-tempered. Rhetoric aside, it has been brought to my attention that we have a life-or-death situation on our hands. While this is indisputably true, we are at a crossroads. One road leads into the light of a bright, shining future in which rabid, condescending flibbertigibbets like Tamra are absolutely absent. The other road leads into the darkness of allotheism. The question, therefore, is: Who's driving the bus? There aren't enough hours in the day to fully answer that question, but consider this: Tamra is not a responsible citizen. Responsible citizens keep the faith. Responsible citizens obviously do not court a libidinous minority of irritating junkies. When you tell Tamra's stooges that Tamra's homilies are a masterpiece of wayward defeatism, they begin to get fidgety, and their eyes begin to wander. They really don't care. They have no interest in hearing that she spouts a lot of numbers whenever she wants to make a point. She then subjectively interprets those numbers to support her tracts while ignoring the fact that her latest manifesto, like all the ones that preceded it, is a consummate anthology of disastrously bad writing teeming with misquotations and inaccuracies, an odyssey of anecdotes that are occasionally entertaining, but certainly not informative. Disgraceful, prurient careerism is a disgrace to humanity, but it cannot be eliminated by moral lectures or by pious intentions. No, it can be eradicated only if we lay out some ideas and interpretations that hold the potential for insight. The only way out of Tamra Burgess's rat maze is to improve the lot of humankind. It's that simple.

;p

Re: A complaint

by tamra » Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:02 pm

Visitor,
good lawd, did you just buy a fucking dictionary or GET OUT OF PRISON??!!! ]:o( I stopped at the first paragraph. your verbage was ridiculous. I would have found a longer and more complex word for ridiculous, but fuck it. I'm sure you can find one. and since fuck has so many meanings, I'm sure you can find a more complex word for that one as well.

now let's judge you since you so kindly took the time to judge someone you don't even know personally or whose shoes you've never walked in. lay your shit out there and get up on the stage. the spotlight is on your self-righteous self. *tapping fingers*

and I'll be sure to write a 15 page novel as well when passing judgement. @.@

:lol: oh wait like my avatar.... nevermind :lol:

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