hellifiknow, smjmcomic
Hell yeah, I believe in ghosts...
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We were down south, at a family reunion. My aunt Brenda says that she went for a drive in town to pick up a few things.
On her way back, she saw her sista, Etta Mae, walking back down the dirt road, towards her house carrying two bags of groceries. Etta Mae is everybody's favorite because she is the sweetest person on the face of this earth and an awesome cook. Etta Mae was making the sweet potatoe pies and banana pudding for the family reunion.
So naturally, Brenda stopped and offered Etta Mae a ride for the rest of the way back to her house.
Brenda dropped her sister off, helped her with the groceries and even helped her set up all the bowls she needed to begin her preparations for the dessert making. Brenda and Etta Mae chatted for a little while about this and that then Brenda gave her a hug, said "I love you" and continued on her way to her own home.
When she got home, a bunch of us were standing there, in her living room - stressed out, some crying and things. So Brenda said, "what's wrong with everybody"?
& My mother turned to her sister Brenda and said, "Oh my God, we found out while you were out. Ettas Mae is dead. They found her in her bed this morning. Apparently she did in her sleep last night. We do not know what happened - she wasn't sick or anything was she?"
Brenda looked at my Mother, then at the rest of us, then fainted.
It would be much later that we all found out that she didn't just faint because she heard her sister was dead, but because she had just actually SEEN her sister and given her a ride home - even though she was supposed to be long past dead at that time.
The other part is that when they went to her house later on in the evening, to feed her dogs and to get some clothes to bury her in, lined on the shelfs were freshly baked sweet potaoe pies and three pans of banana pudding.
My aunt swears that they were not there when she was there earlier that day. My aunt Etta lives alone, except for her dogs. So how did the desserts get made?
When Brenda told everyone that she had in fact seen her sister and had given Etta Mae a ride home that day - everyone was speechless. & we believe her as Brenda won't even jay walk, she is the most upright person you will ever meet.
Even the man at the grocery store remembers my aunt Etta came in a bought her goroceries earlier that day.
So she was there!!! But was supposed to be dead.
& this just happen in 2003!!!!!
We now say in the family that Etta felt so bad about leaving here without having the opportunity to make desserts for that year's famiy reunion, that she came back from the dead and made them desserts just for us, so she could rest in peace.
We ate those desserts too. We had a funeral/ family reunion that year.
Explain that.
