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Re: The Apartment Hunt!

by Appaloosa » Sat Nov 26, 2005 9:46 pm

JTF,
:lol: :lol: :lol:

The Apartment Hunt!

by JTF » Sat Nov 26, 2005 9:31 pm

So I go and look at an apartment today.

The place was alright, just too small and too much $$$.

The lady who showed it to me was mid 40's, and mentioned she just got divorced. She was attractive, and had a nice body. I was sneaking peaks when I could... She also had a thick accent.

So when I'm leaving, she says that if I want to call her... the number is in her pants. I froze. What??? I said I was sorry, I didn't hear her and she repeats "The number is in my pants." I was trying not to look... Then she says "My pants..." and points to my chest.

I remember then that she gave me some pens with her number on them. Pens... The number is on my pens...

Thank God I didn't go to jail today. Thank God...

:lol:

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