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Re: Singles Ad!

by hellifiknow » Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:09 pm

tis2flyyy,

dudn't that suck...Anditsdeeptoo made me nose hose the keyboard with citrus and alcohol awhile back. :lol:

Re: Singles Ad!

by dougdigitalpro » Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:06 am

JTF,
Listen to Lady T, dude. He surely will. Believe that! :)

Re: Singles Ad!

by tis2flyyy » Tue Jan 24, 2006 1:00 pm

JTF,

I was in my office, sat down and was drinking jasmine tea and started to read this thread.

Then I mistakenly spit is all out ove rhte screen when I read that last part!

Is that broad crazy!

JTF, I done told you, you do not have to be reading the personal ads!!! I am certain you have woman lined up at the front door. The problem is, you just don't want them!

Be patient, wait on the Lord, He will send a GOOD one your way.

Peace Out
T

Re: Singles Ad!

by tamra » Tue Jan 24, 2006 7:29 am

JTF,
8-O why not just place an ad which says: "I want to get laid and vibrator is not an option"

but seriously, what did you think of my ad? maybe if I change a few words around, I could meet that right guy... wait the fact that you discovered it and you're here and I'm here... well there are no coincidences *starts singing 'Love Is In The Air'*
:lol:

Singles Ad!

by JTF » Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:00 pm

One of the best I have ever seen...

I have never been in love - 30
Date: 2006-01-24, 1:39AM EST


Me :
Never married
No kids
Thick Chubby
Not always a nice person
Can be overly nice, but no push over
good job
broken heart
introvert
find it very hard to connect with people
deeply meditative
feel lonely at this stage of my life
discard people very easily like they were never there
suffered through a deep depression

Hate the way I have isolated myself from life and feel like a walking corpse

If you think you have the humor to deal with someone like me... be my guest

Deep down inside I would enjoy finding a man who can make me feel ((((ALIVE))))

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