What would you do if.......

by **Momof5** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:46 am

tis2flyyy,

Put my kids through college

buy a few comfort items, little bit better home or maybe a ranch.

Build a residential Shelter for at risk teens and those that have been abused, Would provide counceling, a safe haven, activities, a network with other agencies for skills and job placement.

Another shelter for abused women offering the same as above.

A prison for sex offenders that would be so strict with little comfort that would make them either kill themselves or each other and wouldn't have to worry about them being on the streets again. Fuck rehabilitation! The Prison system of today is too cushy for violent and sexual crimes.

I would have an animal sactuary.

Donate to AIDS and cancer research.

Get a tummy tuck and a breast lift.

I would allow all the shelters and such above bleed me dry if it served for a better world.

by **Appaloosa** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:59 am

hellifiknow,
eat mary an be drink?.........i just got that one...

by **hellifiknow** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:40 am

tis2flyyy,
flame on..

Bozopolis,
I was watching the history channel and it said early advertisments for toilet paper bragged "no splinters". man that would make you stand up and go

.
I can't even get my wife to dig a splinter out of my foot.

by **Visitor** » Wed May 31, 2006 5:26 pm

Bozopolis,

Oh, and you know how I love the extra soft.

by **Visitor** » Wed May 31, 2006 4:01 pm

Visitor,

waste it!

by **Visitor** » Wed May 31, 2006 12:32 pm

Appaloosa,
Thanks, I may be crazy, but I am real deal. ;p

by **tis2flyyy** » Wed May 31, 2006 11:26 am

hellifiknow,

;p
We already know what you would do Bro. A little puff, puff, give and all will be copasetic!!!

by **tis2flyyy** » Wed May 31, 2006 11:24 am

deepseas,

OK, what space invader came up in here and took over Deepseas place at the keyboard!

Now, I know you are fibbing, because you will not live in the hood! Not because it is the hood, but because, the it is healthier to live right where you are.

& if you did actually by all of those cars - they would be matchbox replica's for your grand children to play with.

Naw, I think your first reply was the real one!

I really wish we ALL could hit the lottery, though. For real. A lot of good that would do the world, huh?

by **Appaloosa** » Wed May 31, 2006 8:57 am

tis2flyyy,
i beleive you........glad your around....

hellifiknow,
sound like a movie i seen......Treasure of the Sierra Madre.....when the Mexican bandit was sayin to Bogie when asked for his badge cause he was a part of the police or something.....an he said...." badges? badges?....we dont need no steeenking badges!!!!"....

by **hellifiknow** » Wed May 31, 2006 8:18 am

deepseas,
all that kind of blows my sailboat and a small farm out of the water...I like your stable.

I like astonamous pharmiceutical idea...I'd donate a bunch of money or buy a independant hospital and keep it patient oriented and bureaucracy free. spend money for equipment and staff that really work instead of on lawyers and managers for getting out of trouble when somebody fucks up because they're short handed and buying/hiring stupid shit that doesn't work. fuck the budget, fix the patients.

I'd buy the department of veterans affairs, move all the vets out and fire (ing squad) all the administrators, counselors, physicians and medical staff and then burn the motherfucker to the ground...."we don't need no water"

in a Dr. Evil kinda way.

then I'd throw parties for ya'all on my farm and sailboat and everybody could eat mary and be drink.