. Have you ever been in a car accident? Yes..and after the car accident I got into a fist fight after a guy sucker punched me

2. How old were you when you first kissed someone, or were kissed by someone, in a not so platonic manner? I'm not sure how old I was..but till this day I'm not very fond of my grandfather..

3. Have you ever made a prank phone call? Yes

4. What are you afraid of? Jay Leno

5. Do you have any hidden talents? one day I will discover my super powers

6. What is your first thought when waking up in the morning? I wonder what new ways god will find to fuck me today?

7. Have you ever broken a bone? yep

8. Do you make wishes on shooting stars? hell no, I'm heterosexual

9. Do you prefer talking on the phone or online? online I talk on the phone all day on the day job

10. What is the best compliment you have ever received? "your not the worst lover I've ever had"

1. Have you ever been in a car accident? Yes sllepping at the wheel ran into the back of a boat......don't ask.....

2. How old were you when you first kissed someone, or were kissed by someone, in a not so platonic manner? Oh about six...

3. Have you ever made a prank phone call? Yes

4. What are you afraid of? failure

5. Do you have any hidden talents? hmmmm yeah where do I start

6. What is your first thought when waking up in the morning? damn I should have not woke up in the middle of the night to watch Underworld on DVD....

7. Have you ever broken a bone? Nope I am "Unbreakable" baby!!

8. Do you make wishes on shooting stars? Not unless the girl I am with suggests it

9. Do you prefer talking on the phone or online? Just depend on it is...

10. What is the best compliment you have ever received? "....you are such an ASSHOLE!!!!"

bcddjjsc690, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH..oh man..my pc has been down so I haven't been able to do my daily spam on there or be on here cause I was off work as well..well the pc is still down but I'm back to work so by god I can post on here now

Murphdogg,

naw ,if it was myspace, this link would be full of annoucements to comedy clubs , that are not within a day's drive from me ;p

bcddjjsc690, what is this? Myspace?

Have you ever been in a car accident?[/i] Me driving ONCE, others driving several .[/i]

2. How old were you when you first kissed someone, or were kissed by someone, in a not so platonic manner?[/i] 13 , Shirley Williams , she had been chasing me for 2 years and it was high time to let her catch me [/i]

3. Have you ever made a prank phone call?[/i] Not easy these days, but way back when we used to call the cab company and order a cab , ( we lived on a street that was a figure 8 , so to watch the cab drive around the circles was very entertaining)[/i]

4. What are you afraid of?[/i] Over flowing toilets / surveys[/i]

5. Do you have any hidden talents? [/i]Probably [/i]

6. What is your first thought when waking up in the morning? [/i]UUuugh ,[/i]

7. Have you ever broken a bone? [/i]How much time you got...[/i]

8. Do you make wishes on shooting stars? [/i] No [/i]

9. Do you prefer talking on the phone or online? [/i]I'd prefer to converse face to face, unless you have really bad breath [/i]

10. What is the best compliment you have ever received? [/i] Orgasms followed by tears ...[/i]

1. Have you ever been in a car accident? 3, One was with my mother in her car and she got t-boned making a left turn on an interstate, then one time in my car I t-boned a lady who was speeding through a parking lot, and the third one was a lady making a left turn out of a McDonalds hit me while I was sittin in passenger side of my husbands car.

2. How old were you when you first kissed someone, or were kissed by someone, in a not so platonic manner? 13

3. Have you ever made a prank phone call? Yes ordered 6 pizzas to a "not so good" friends house.

4. What are you afraid of? Heights, spiders, vomit

5. Do you have any hidden talents? I sing and can turn any song into a dirty one.

6. What is your first thought when waking up in the morning? Dammit!

7. Have you ever broken a bone? No

8. Do you make wishes on shooting stars? Not shooting stars, but the 1st star on most nights and no they never come true.

9. Do you prefer talking on the phone or online? Online.

10. What is the best compliment you have ever received? Best compliment was that I am smart and beautiful and a good mother. Weirdest one though was a guy who said That he like the fact I smelled like a new t-shirt.

Appaloosa,
sorry man, car wrecks aint funny but I was reading these again and your statement... [/i]i totaled a car cause someone woke me up[/i]...taken out of wachacallit cracks me up, it also reminds me of when I blew out all four tires, destroyed the rims and ripped out the exhaust on dads honda civic by landing it on some railroad tracks, my friend yelled turn right here but I thought he meant turn right here so I did, if I had turned left where he said turn right here everything would have turned out swell but my brain heard the word right so we turned right and shot over a curb and up the side of a embankment where a bunch of train tracks run together, we made it across a couple sets of tracks before the car was officially parked.

#4. what are you afraid of? words like poof and sashay.

Visitor,
thats a good one but the second joke i think its those Texans that are at the bottom of that one...

Appaloosa,

they used to have bumper stickers in Oklahoma that said..."Will Rogers never met Barry Switzer"...

for those who didn't know...Will Rogers was quoted as saying "I never met a man I didn't like" and Barry Switzer is credited for perfecting the wishbone with the OU Sooners...it's an old Okie joke. Thats true. Like, do you know why Kansas is so windy?....because Oklahoma sucks.

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