GUYS RULE!

by **Momof5** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:23 am

tis2flyyy,

Puritan, still exist? Or maybe your friend gets her freak on alternatively?

I guess I ain't ever been close to no stank ass breath...I think ain't no man going sweat if his breaf stank. Or his ass...

Hey she can say he has manboobs.. those you can spot without gettin nekkid.

by **tis2flyyy** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:23 pm

Momof5,

She just read this (I think she is going to join now).

I do not think she knows about his ballz as they have not yet did the do....she is a puritan (or at least pretending to be!)

Owwww!
She just socked me in the arm for typing that!

I told her azz to be careful, I ain't that cool - she might mess around and get socked back in the head for that shit!!!!

Owwww!
She hit me again!
I am going to beat this bitch's azz!

Ok, she left now...................

Ok, now backl to my reply:
And HELL YES! BAD BREATH is an insult - to the nostrils!

If I EVER dealt with a homie and I caught his breath stanking - I would sock him in the mouth with a fistful of some hi octane listerine!

One time, a dude came up to me and his breathe smelled like a dog had crawled up in his ass and died!

Sheeeiiiit! I made my own self laugh!

by **Momof5** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:59 pm

bcddjjsc690,

You know for a fact that men invented "tha game".. And ya'll shouldn't be all uptight and shit that we women became betta playas than you. You know the power of the titties man.. I know that you do

And even in the wise words of some unknown brotha... Don't hate tha playa, Hate tha game.... And we'll all be some happy muthafuckas.

Tis2flyy,

Is stanky breath really an insult? How about his balls smell, or he wears panties or something. You need to help out your homegirl there.. She way too nice...

by **tis2flyyy** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:44 pm

bcddjjsc690,

Men ain't shit but hoez and tricks!

Don't get mad at me - my homegirl (my seceretary) told me to typ this for her! She is feeling might low today behind something a dirty jerk did to her... HE IS A CHEATER and his breath STANK!!!!!!!! She told me to type that too!

by **tamra** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:02 pm

Momof5,

LMFAO @ what you ain't heard. man, ain't that the truth. the whole truth could probably even make someone like The Rock cry and run to his momma.

kinda like that RP line "if you had 2 more inches of dick, you'd find some new pussy!"

by **bcddjjsc690** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:53 pm

Momof5,
yes it is true and you know it ,

it might be pay back for centuries,

but just like you said , the last 30 + years or so ,

Correcta - mundo

by **Momof5** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:06 pm

bcddjjsc690,

Now you know that shit ain't correct at all. Granted that some women have used their prowess get what she wants. But for the most part, men had control of us women and our punany until 30+ years or so. So we ain't at all responsible for the stupid tricks guys will peform to get a sniff of what we got. Oh and wherever you have heard ain't near as bad as what you ain't heard

by **bcddjjsc690** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:47 pm

tamra,momof5 ,

I used to coach a womans softball team , a team that was out to have fun , a bunch of girlfriends and wives who enjoyed to play softball, they regularly got beat by other teams, that , how should I put this , were more atheletic .But they tried their best and we had fun ,
But I been around baseball/softball leagues all my life,as a groundskeeper and scorekeeper as a kid , to when I stopped playing about 3 years ago.
What I heard being around those 15 or so woman on our team out did anything I heard when among a group of men, and y'all know it.
During practice,during the games, after the games drinking,
Youse got what we want ,and you conpspire amongst yourself to share stories of conquest and technique to enable and maximize yuor powers .......
[/i] woman[/i] "well If he _________ for me ,I'll give him some, or " If He _______, one more time , I'm going to cut him off ,that'll fix that ! "
" Whenver I want ________, I just ______ him ,and I get what I wanted "

All we menz can do is play our role , Horn Dog , walking up on you panting and humping your leg ,[/i] can i have some , come on gimme some , can I have some , come on gimme some ,pa - lease can I have some , come on gimme some PUSS-SAY !!!!![/i]

by **Appaloosa** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:34 am

tamra,
yeah thats almost someone like the unabomber that takes food into an outhouse......

by **tamra** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:11 am

Visitor,

that was you huh, Appaloosa?

lawd we need to know what kind of person would bring food into an outhouse.

that's a mofo who needs to be on some kind of "must watch" list

Momof5 and bcddjjsc690,

I know huh? how he gonna name us like that? we're good, clean girls.

we even volunteer to wash vibrators for the homeless and republicans, and we always say no unless it's free. so what the h-e-double-hockey-sticks is he talking about?