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Re: I narced on a cop

by hellifiknow » Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:15 am

bcddjjsc690,
you got that right!!! ]:o) :lol: ]:o) :lol:

the principle was going to have a bitch session at the school today but it freakin snowed so they cancelled school...I live in the desert and it freakin snowed...another opportunity to say "Fuck The Police" loud and proud for everybody to hear and it freakin snowed, aint that a bitch..oh well, going to jail sucks when its cold outside.:lol: :lol:

hopefully they'll print my letter to the editor

Re: I narced on a cop

by bcddjjsc690 » Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:48 am

hellifiknow,

I 'm reading your post , but all I'm hearing is .....
- cube'

Re: I narced on a cop

by hellifiknow » Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:26 pm

a grade schooler was hit by a car a minute ago, the little guy wasn't hurt but I heard the bump and looked up to see a backpack under a car and damn near had a heart attack.

the mother and two kids was walking across the side street thats next to the crosswalk/intersection when a idiot bitch made a left turn and hit the kid, a local deputy drove by and he didn't want to stop but there was so many people flagging him down he had no choice...he told the lady whose kid got hit "theres not a painted crosswalk on the side street so you shouldn't have been walking there"...not sure how the fuck she was supposed to get home but he didn't appreciate it when I asked "so what happened to pedestrians have the right of way?" or when I told the lady "you need to call a real cop because lard ass here thinks going home is more important than doing his job"...which proved my point because any oinker with any sense of pride would have arrested or shot me right then.


the school principle was there for the whole thing and she was shocked the deputy acted like that...the only humerous part about the whole thing was when it was over she smiled and told me "your obviously a natural redhead".

I need a joint

Re: I narced on a cop

by hellifiknow » Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:31 pm

Mister Gee,
The local brothel/strip club is so nasty people piss in the corners rather than chance going in the bathroom, cops would just be fresh meat if they were brave enough to go in that place. :lol:

and they did want to lock TMIC in jail and throw away the key for getting some, just ask Jennifer. :( ;) :)

btw, cool avatar.

Re: I narced on a cop

by Mister Gee » Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:13 am

hellifiknow,

Way to go Serpico, now maybe you can visit your local brothel and narc on all the (ahem) "off duty" cops that are on undercover assignments! :lol:

Is it now a crime to try to get some? Damn, they would've locked TMIC in jail and thrown away the key!! ;) ;)

Peace gee

Re: I narced on a cop

by tis2flyyy » Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:11 pm

Visitor,
That is some HATERATION shit is I ever heard one and it was RIGHT to narc on her ass.

But would you should do, is borrow your wife's DRIVE REAL FAST & RUN OVER MY ASS sign and stick it on her....let's see if the cop with the hard on can save her azz then. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: I narced on a cop

by hellifiknow » Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:07 pm

bcddjjsc690,
or maybe this is what happened...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070110/od_ ... oe_uk_fish - fish bowl toilet'

never had any problems pissing in public but never tried it with spongebob watching, imagine all the poor little fish that will die from shock after seeing a huge hairy ass coming at them.

Re: I narced on a cop

by hellifiknow » Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:47 am

bcddjjsc690,
"SHIT!!!!"... :lol:

while he was at it he should have accidently put 3 or 4 rounds into the guy running the camera.

I'm hoping that octapus was already dead...but could you imagine happily munching the rug and all of a sudden tentacles reach out and grab your head and start pulling you in...Stephen King needs to see that video.

Re: I narced on a cop

by bcddjjsc690 » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:55 pm

hellifiknow,

Well at least he knows he won;t be showing guns to any school kids anymore,' and he took it like man , I would at least yelled SHIT !!!!

the second one was nasty as hell. I think she killed it .
gives a whole new meaning to octopussy , I think the octopus was gagging ,

I know how they got that thing in there , they just put it up next to her ,and the octopus said , " Hey I think there some fish up here in that hole "

Re: I narced on a cop

by hellifiknow » Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:43 pm

bcddjjsc690,
have you seen this?...not making fun of the guy (not much anyway) because he's doing a good thing but this is exactly why I don't brag about shit because it always comes back and bites you in the ass.

http://media.putfile.com/DEA-shoots-himself-Glock-40 - oops'

people complained about the cop hanging around the blonde chick so they moved her to a different area and gave the elderly lady her spot permanent, naturally the macho prick followed her but the old lady confronted him and asked why he didn't help her direct traffic...the others heard her and started laughing so he don't come here no more.

while your at putfile.com search "woman and octapus" but only if you got a strong stomach because that thing will give you nightmares about eating pussy. 8-O


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