some funny stuff

by **hellifiknow** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:12 pm

amnamlk,
yep, he needs some educating...just remember knees aint supposed to bend backwards but they will if you kick them just right.
tell him in front of the whole class that his remarks are scientifically proven to be supressed homosexual desires for African American men...and don't forget about the knees.

by **amnamlk** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:35 pm

hellifiknow,
no your not wrong i need to diss this guy bad i cant have him running around saying theres too many black people in the world

by **hellifiknow** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:32 am

amnamlk,
astonamous is right and we were wrong to encourage you to make fun of somebody because of their weight, physical stature or other defects...we shouldn't let JTF influence us when he starts stuff like that.

ask the guy "have you ever sucked all the dick you wanted?", he'll probably say something like "hell no" so then ask him "why did you quit?".

by **Visitor** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:51 pm

Murphdogg & hellifiknow,

ROFL! I esp like the straining. he should definitely use that.

amnamlk,

ok if you are only 5'7 to his 6'2 300 lbs, you should be able to outrun his big ass. or throw some cheeseburgers down to divert his attention while you haul ass, and thank goodness not his ass.

Tamra

by **JTF** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:43 pm

amnamlk,

He got the whole world,
In his ass..
He got the whole world,
In his ass...

Or next time he talks shit, pull out a cheeseburger and start talking like "You want this, fat boy? I know you do... You haven't eaten in three whole minutes!"

by **hellifiknow** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:31 pm

tamra,
and how about doing an imitation of Fat Bastard and singing "I want my baby back baby back baby back" or repeating some of his lines from the Austin Powers movies, slipping him weight watchers and Jenny Craig adverts...ask him if he's all red in the face because it's a strain looking for his dick when he got to piss.

Murphdogg,
"Ohhh Yeahhhh"....but fighting fatties is a piece of cake, just punch and run till they're out of breath, calling a ambulance or administering cpr is up to you...but remember what TMIC said about cpr and death getting two for one. ;p

by **amnamlk** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:28 pm

tamra,
keep it coming guys the only problem is is that im 5''7 and this kid is 300 pounds and is 6''2

by **Murphdogg** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:23 pm

tamra,
good point, fat kids can throw down.

by **tamra** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:07 pm

hellifiknow,

and he could always say "is your face red or are you just real happy to see me? I'm fattered, oops I mean flattered, but I don't swing that way."

wait, we may be setting off a school fight. how fast can you run home, every single day of school from now on?