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Re: damn cops

by JTF » Sat Mar 10, 2007 6:23 pm

Murphdogg,

Foot kisser.

Re: damn cops

by Murphdogg » Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:54 am

JTF, hahahha. we were more nervouse then oj at a WEAVE convention being that he had warrants and my license was expired..

Re: damn cops

by JTF » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:34 am

Murphdogg,

No country stations in NYC! Woo hoo!

"Actually officer, we've been putting our smokes out in this here empty bottle of Makers Mark. Sorry, wrong empty bottle... maybe this one? No... hold on... I'll find it... Here we... damn, I didn't realize we had a bottle with anything left! Want a pull?

damn cops

by Murphdogg » Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:08 pm

last night I was taking another comic home from a show we did for a radio station up here in Sac, he lives in a black neighberhood, the cops pulled us over for no reason, they said we flipped a ciggerette out the window, we showed them where we were putting our smokes out in a cup, then they tried to say it was flipping ashes out the window, and you can tell the way he said it like he was pissed we questioned him. Luckily for us when they found out we were comics and had done a show for the country station in town they all of a sudden started liking us asking us all kinds of questions about comedy and the country dj we had did the show with. So if you ever get pulled over by some racist cops just tell them you work for whatever country station is in your city.

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