can a heathen date a fundamentalist?

by **smjmcomic** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:24 pm

I have always been attracted to Latinas and yes cothiolisim is something I have had to stomach nothing like faith built on guilt.

I have been in many of argument over belifes I find its best just to let her have her thing 8 out of ten cases its fear of famliy rejection thats keeps them going to church.

I have been seeing a nice Mexican girl of shes a true sweety but she go's to mass twice a week mainly out of fear of famliy rejection like every other latina I have dated.
She doesnt push her views on me and thats why we work so well together but the day she trys to get me to mass is the day she's Shawnless

And she knows this.

by **Murphdogg** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:05 pm

JTF, LOOOOOOL.. you may by god be right. Now I'm seeing a lil asian gal that likes to me bossed around. I'll probably lose her over the asian girl who can't drive and likes hot candle wax poured on her teets bit..

by **JTF** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:39 pm

Murphdogg,

Maybe I'm going out on a limb here, but could it have been the bit about fucking the fundamentalist christian mexican that you work with?

by **EddieHill** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:55 pm

Murphdogg, I am now into the married none pussy getting motherfuckers club. My wife has been put on a ventalator for a sleep disorder. I said to her that she only has tubes up her nose and she should be able to put my cock in her mouth if I walk around the other side of the bed by the machine. I cannot wake her up in the middle of the night anymore while she has the machine on. I need to start going to church and seek out a female fundementalist that is std free and has had her tubes tide, so I can break it off in every whole in her body. We must be on a mission to fuck these women. The Team!

by **Murphdogg** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:03 pm

bingolong,
bad thing is she works with me, sits across from me..and ain't talkin to me..I wonder what joke I did that night that killed the romance?

by **bingolong** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:21 pm

Murphdogg,

by **Murphdogg** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:11 am

EddieHill,
LOL HELL no! I uhm invited her out to one of my shows and she hasn't contacted me since..daaaaamnit.

by **EddieHill** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:36 pm

Murphdogg, Its almost a month , Just wondering if you hit that fundamentalist coochie yet?

by **hellifiknow** » Mon May 28, 2007 6:42 pm

Murphdogg,
this heathen has been married to a MFC (mexican fundamentalist christian) for over twenty, as long as she doesn't think sex is only for procreation it's great...well I'm guessing it must be great, how the fuck would I know because I didn't find that out until it was too late.

I know you and Murphdogg don't get along but he wrote a good post about relationships down in Pryor News and Info