hellifiknow, I am glad the tike is ok. If he would have lived in Saint Louis he would have stayed home and sniffed the glue instead.

hellifiknow,

and what have we learned today Little Johnny:

that this kid arrived at school on a short yellow bus and wears a helmet

that he was not the sharpest pencil in the bunch

that he was two erasers short of a chalkboard

okay lemme stop cracking myself up

This kid deserves a A+ for effort...but there's no way I'd let my kids read this...probably going to find big brother glued little brother to a railroad track someday anyway. ;p

MONTERREY, Mexico (AFP) - A 10-year-old Mexican boy glued his hand to his bed to avoid going back to school after the Christmas break, authorities said Monday.

"I thought if I was glued to the bed, they couldn't make me go to school," the boy, Diego, told AFP. "I didn't want to go, the holidays were so much fun."

"I remembered my mom had bought a very strong glue," he said of the industrial strength shoe glue he used to stick his hand to the bed's metal headboard, where he stayed stuck for two hours.

His mother Sandra Palacios was unable to free him and called paramedics and police to help. Diego watched cartoons while they worked to unglue him, eventually using a spray to dissolve the chemical adhesive.

"I don't know why this happened. He is a very good boy," said his mother.

Diego eventually made it school a few hours late.