great moments in hemp

by **Visitor** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:37 am

tamra,
Getting some Uncle Sam grew is definately a great moment in hemp!

Motherfucker might not know anything about running a country but he can grow some good shit!

incoghellifikno

by **Visitor** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:34 am

tamra,
The other night standing around a friends broke vehicle he noticed a puddle of wet on the concrete behind the drivers side tire.

Johnny; "There's something leaking out of my van"

Me; "No, that's where Jimmy pissed a minute ago"

Johnny; (kneeling down for a closer look) "I wonder what it is"

Me; "It's piss, Jimmy took a piss there"

Johnny; (his face inches from puddle trying to look up under the van) "I wonder what it came out of"

Me; "Jimmys dick, I told you he pissed there"

Johnny; (half interested) "Oh yeah?" and continues looking for the source of the leak.

Jimmy; (arrives back on scene) "What the fuck is he doing?"

Me; "Testing the viscocity of your urine, probably getting ready to taste it to see if it's anti-freeze."

Jimmy stopped the dumbass. I had already told him three times so have a clean conc...cons...whatever that thing is.

by **hellifiknow** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:08 pm

tamra,
crap, you mentioned subway and made me forgot what i was going to say....brain locked on philly cheesesteak with black olives, chipolte and sweet onion sauce. ;p

after posting that i had a sense of vuja de like we had already discussed that here...my apologies if i stepped on someones original post...and a big round of applause for the little brain cell that tried to alert my ass to that with it's dying gasp.

by **tamra** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:53 am

hellifiknow,

It does but it also looks like subway map of Manhattan upside down

by **hellifiknow** » Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:58 pm

tamra,
maybe I'm stoned but if you look at this picture just right....is that her left eye or is she tongueing a weiner?

http://www.mystudios.com/art/modern/pic ... dream.html - Right On Picasso!!!'

by **tamra** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:30 pm

too funny

by **Visitor** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:25 pm

hellifiknow

Da da Dat DA ......

I was gun na log in .....but then I got HIGH !!~!~!~

;p

by **Visitor** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:30 am

bcddjjsc690,
....but glad your over the pneumonia, that shit sucks.

hellifiknow

by **hellifiknow** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:25 pm

bcddjjsc690,
Oh yeah?

Well your greatest moment in hemp was not getting busted with a Zac Hanson look-a-like during a Dateline Predator Sting. :p

Tamra,
Like we was going to think Oscar from sesame street forgot to log in. ;p