JTF,

Yup everytime a man acts a fool it's yet another testament to the power of the PUS-SAY!

Kinda like..."Everytime a bell rings an Angel gets their wings" Only with men it's more like "Everytime a woman struts a man gets a nut"

SweetLuchia,

You said it yourself, the power of the pus-say!

JTF,

Yeah I don't think either Pryor would like that story but your friend is SUCH a MALE

I can just hear him rationalizing his relationship with her in his mind..."Oh she's smart, beautiful, independent! So she sacrafices a chicken or two each week-big deal-she's still hot"

SweetLuchia,

(WARNING, JENNIFER DO NOT READ THIS)
Naa. That's really it for what I can think of right now. I was talking with a guy who dated a woman who was into that religion that sacrifices animals. He said what a fucked up thing that was. She was a broker or something, normal, beautiful, great personality, she just killed animals in church... He thought at first they would kill a chicken, then cook it, but she told him how it really was a sacrifice to God. He hung with her through a few stories of chickens, thinking that it's wierd, but she was too good to let that interfere. When she told him how they killed a ram, he was done...

JTF,

So do you have anymore "cult" stories to share with us?

Please keep in mind that would also include the Catholic Church.

Have you ever tried to tell someone who was born and raised Catholic how fucked up Catholism is? YEE HAW that's a bumpy ride

vivaknievel,

Oh that's HILARIOUS! Thanks for posting it



JaneHaze,

Your post was funny too and you're right cults are cool as long as you're on the outside looking in

LOL

I was chatting online with a hard core scientologist that has been in a few movies and stuff, but no big deal. He sent everyone on his mailing list (I'm ot entirely sure how I got on there, but I was...I really don't think the guy was all that great!) tracts from the scientology crap. I thought they were hilarious, because they were a shitty parody and they did a shitty job of paraphrasing the bible and stuff. I emailed this actor guy when I ran out of them...I was giving them to my friends, because they were such a comical novelty (in the Bible Belt). Then dude sends me a $25 dollar book on Scientology with page after page of celebrity and rich fucker glib-ness.

Cults are cool just as long as you don't have to pay into them and you reap the benefits without actually getting sucked in!!!

But seriously, they some screwed up motherfuckers...

Jane

Darnit, I was logged in, but it posted me as a visitor. That was me, Jaye (vivaknievel)

What a story. That shit had me crackin up. I've had a run-in with some Scientotogolists since I got to L.A. Not too pretty of a scene. I've never heard of the "welcome wagon", but I'm not surprised at all. Guess that also explains why Issac Hayes did the music for "Shaft".

In tribute to your friend that told the story...

Two guys have gotten lost in the desert and have been there for almost a week.

Man 1: "This can't go on. We've been lost for too long, nobody knows we're here, I'm hungry, and I'm also getting pretty horny..."

Man 2: "I'm *starving*, man! And, I'm horny, too, but don't even think about it, pal."

Man 1: "How much money have you got on you?"

Man 2: "Um, lemme see... $800."

Man 1: "Okay, quick, think of a course you would like to do, that costs around $800 and then drop your pants... and I'll drop mine."

Man 2: "Say, WHAT???"

Man 1: "Oh, it's simple... Because with that kinda cash... within 15 minutes, a Scientologist is sure to find us and in the end, we'll both get fucked, and some fresh crabs to boot!"

JTF,

Actually NO I haven't been able to sleep for more than 3 hours at a time for weeks now

Too much going on inside my head I suppose

But Good Night John "See ya" tomorrow