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Re: As if you read my mind...

by Murphdogg » Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:58 am

JTF,
hahahaha, another comic told me the other night, "the first time shane got laid from comedy he was so happy he shacked the hell up with her"

Re: As if you read my mind...

by JTF » Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:20 am

Murphdogg,

Isn't that how you got little Richard Pryor Murphy, or whatever the republican named Junior?

:lol:

Re: As if you read my mind...

by Murphdogg » Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:08 am

JTF, damned condoms, if it wasn't for my hatred of wearing those sumbitches I'd never get into a reltionship

As if you read my mind...

by JTF » Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:44 am

Yesterday I was walking in my neighborhood on 145th St. in Harlem. At the crosswalk a young woman stopped beside me. Being the normal, perverted man that I am I took a look and found that she was quite attractive. She had an ass that was perfect! It looked like her jeans were painted on and her ass looked like a couple of cherries on the stem... The kind of ass that makes you thank God for making you a man that can appreciate such beauty!

So I let her take a couple steps first so I can watch that wonderful ass walk down the street. Once we cross the street there were some women on the sidewalk giving something out. When I walk by, focused directly on that perfect posterior, the women start shouting FREE CONDOMS!!! GET FREE CONDOMS RIGHT HERE!!! GET YOUR FREE CONDOMS!!!

I fell out laughing because it was as if they read my mind...

I love me a beautiful butt!

:lol:

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