Murphdogg,
thats cool, I'm just glad you didn't quote a line that would have called me Anthony Michael Halls chartacter.

and those wasn't cheap wieners either, johnsonville brats by golly, oh well dog liked them....anybody else think naming a big wiener "Johnsonville" is funny? ;p

hellifiknow, you mess with the bull young man and you'll get the horns young man. I've got you for two months Bender..instead of going to Juvenile Hall you'll come here.

sorry sometimes I randomly start doing lines from the Breakfast club.

Visitor,
thought you was logged in didn't ya? dumbass.

tamra,
dammit, I was laughing about "Paris Hilton" and I burnt my wiener...note to self, large amounts of smoke coming from the kitchen is a bad thing and should be attended to immediately.

You bet Paris can be first, but can we nail her mouth shut first....where was the "thats hot" bitch when my kitchen was on fire! ;p

hellifiknow,

LMFAO @ nail Barbies to the cross. can we start with Paris Hilton? "hey bitch!"

Murphdogg,
If you would have heckled at that church they probably would have baptized you till ya quit bubbling.

tamra,
Can we crucify the Playboy bunnies?

seems logical if your gonna combine the holidays, paint easter eggs, drink green beer and nail barbi wannabes to a cross...I likes it. ;p

tamra, it was my boy's mothers church. one of those ones where the raise their hands and everyone somehow manages to find clothes from the 1970's to wear.

Murphdogg,

oh man, u should have heckled. that would have woke everyone up and prolly made more folks come to church. but I can't believe the preacher said that. so a good Easter debate should have jumped off right there - PRICELESS!

tamra,
LOL, I actually took my son to church on easter, my first time in a church this decade..it was going well at first I was thinking I see why people dig this..then he said the thing bout how nomatter how good you are, if your not saved your going to hell. So I'm thinking Ghandi, Aristostle, damn near everyone in china..Hell Bound. It was all I could do not to heckle him. I though why not heckle him? I'm a comic and people heckle me, why not heckle a preacher? But discretion won out over valor.