Jermane S,




Yo momma's so fat she thought 'Super-Size-Me' was a film about dieting.

*gets coat*

Your momma's so fat they need a crane just to lift her spirits.

Your momma is so fat, at school she sat next to everybody,

she's so dumb she got fired from a blowjob

she's so nasty, there was a drive-by shooting last week and when someone yelled 'hit the dirt!' everyone punched your mom