<t>When Dubya and Laura are in bed together, Bush keeps offering to split it 50/50 if he strikes oil. Laura tells him that Cheney already owns the rights to the well, and as far as she's concerned, he's just pumping equipment.<br/> <br/> Frankly, I think GWB is guilty of what Carlin called "Bigger D...

You MAMA's so damn fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out.

She's so dumb, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.