<t>Seems like MS isn't a very popular topic hereabouts. It sucks and it takes good folk out, like Rich. Man, we need him to poke a little fun at this ugly muther shit bastard sneaky cock-suckin' disease but I gather that it really ain't that funny to him or anyone else.<br/> <br/> George, though. I ...

smjmcomic,

Not much. I guess no one thinks chronic diseases can be funny.

What do you call a leper in a bathtub?

Jennifer,

Thanks very much. It was a touchy subject. Its very nice to do a "LOL" to you considering the company you keep.

Kevin

Well, that was just like jerking off.

<t>I liked this one but it ain't up to the Man's style:<br/> <br/> I noticed the neighbor down the street was home every day, so after a few weeks I asked him what was going on. <br/> He replied, "I left my job because of illness and fatigue." <br/> <br/> A few weeks later, his wife gave me the real...

<t>AALright I stole this and its geeky:<br/> <br/> Seasoned information technology professionals will have no trouble telling the two MSs apart One is a debilitating and surprisingly widespread affliction that renders the sufferer barely able to perform the simplest task. <br/> <br/> The other is a ...

Rich:

How's about an MS joke. We may not need a reason to piss our pants, but I'd rather have a little from the Man to say it came from you.

Rich speaks for all. If you don't think so you wouldn't be here. Would you?

I wish to God he could get better and give us a little more.

Richard_Pryor,

Mr. Muthuhfugkin' Pryor:

I always saw you as a continuation of Moms. I still dream of her gumming me. If you didn't have teeth I'd probly dream of you, too ('cept I ain't queer).

Y'know, i've watched that twice this past year and I think I've developed an illness from it. What the fuck was that all about?