<t>Hicks4000,<br/> <br/> Thanks! I think that actually was Richard talking, through me, on that one. Rich must have himself a voodoo effigy of the Blot and he has Jenny stomp it's nuts for him when he gets the itch to get me moving and my fingers start typing away and out popped, in this case, the d...

JTF,

It's called unhealthy addiction and falls under several categories within abnormal psychology. Take a pill and call a doctor in the morning...

Inkblot

<t>JTF,<br/> <br/> I wouldn't necessarily call what I do stand-up, but I guess there's a little bit of that in there. More along the lines of performance art and storytelling with a dash of humor.<br/> <br/> Believe me, I am like no one else and no one else is like me so I couldn't possibly be steal...

<t>garfy1974,<br/> <br/> Since I already have extreme chemical imbalances, severe panic and anxiety disorders, in my system, that have haunted me for decades, sometimes I have to pop a doctor-prescribed-pill just to get out of bed in the morning, ala Elvis Presley. I think I may be starting to final...

<t>Alright everybody...<br/> <br/> Yo momma's asshole so ripe turds won't even go near it.<br/> <br/> Yo daddy's so poor he pimps his own ass out instead of your mom's because he's the only one who was dumb enough to fuck her in the first place.<br/> <br/> Yo momma's pussy so rotten that when she fa...

<t>What's your take on the following ten heavy-hitters:<br/> <br/> 1. Pornography.<br/> 2. Homosexuality.<br/> 3. Murder.<br/> 4. Cloning.<br/> 5. Abortion.<br/> 6. Death.<br/> 7. Racism.<br/> 8. Religion.<br/> 9. Rape.<br/> 10. Drugs.<br/> <br/> I'm forming a basis for a new round of ink blot tests...

<t>JTF, <br/> <br/> I break out a vanity mirror and the Norelco and buzz it all off myself, what I can get to that is with the wrinkles and all around the bud. Saves like a motherfucker on the toilet paper, as well as dealing with the stink and butthole kisses on the boxers.<br/> <br/> Unfortunately...

<t>JTF,<br/> <br/> I thought the same thing right after I posted it and then I saw Rich's reply... The closest I ever got to lighting myself up, and I started a lot of fires as a young boy, was with a bic lighter and some butt-thunder. One time a good friend of mine lit one and I thought I was going...

smjmcomic,

That was pretty decent man... I liked it.

Inkblot

smjmcomic,

Congrats on your gig!

Inkblot