<r>RE: bland comedy makes me wanna drag a razor blade across the shaft of my dick.<br/> <br/> ME TOO. And seeing as I was not born equipped with one, this poses a very real problem. May I borrow yours? I promise to staple you shut afterwards. <E>:)</E><br/> <br/> Seriously, I have an issue with the ...

Lotion...JFC I wish I would have though about that before.

Chaffing sucks.

jane_haze,
I had my babymakin guts sliced, diced, and cauterized a few years ago, but hell, a good coat hangerin gets the blood pumpin.

<r>HAHAH I just registered to this board after lurking for a while - read the first few posts and spit soda. YOU WONDERFUL WOMEN, Thank you so much for letting me know that on the bus straight to hell, you know the special bus reserved for heathens who joke about abortion and other things that make ...