<t>tamra,<br/> Hells yes! The glory days, right there! My neighborhood was like a demilitarized zone during the summer. First, there were the water pistols and whatnot. Sure, we used them, but the balloons were the big money. THOSE were the payoff. I remember one time we ran out of balloons, and one...

<t>tamra,<br/> HELLS yes! I have a theory here...I'm gonna get the kids some of those little crappy dollar store water pistols that have to be refilled every three minutes and that leak like crazy...and I'm gonna get MYSELF the biggest Super Soaker I can find. MUHUHUHUHUHAHAHAHAHA.<br/> <br/> Meh, i...

And for those of you who HATE Bush...I know...a bit late, but what the hell?

<r>For your reading enjoyment, I now present this original article from my personal archives!<br/> <br/> The world we're living in has relentlessly failed to yield any of the things we feel we were promised, like hover cars, hover skate boards, and other things that hover. So we have to wonder what ...

tamra,

Wasn't a fart really, so much as a burp that went the wrong way. Sorry bout that.

tamra,

Heeeey! I'm important! Sorta.

Not sure how many of you know this, but I'm also a humor writer over at www.the-iss.com. We're a non-profit deal, basically...but it's all in fun. Come check it out and give it a read when ya get the chance.

<t>bingolong,<br/> <br/> HELLS yes! Even moved on up and bought myself a house in Chattanooga! Lovin' it, so far. Have I missed anything in the time I've been gone? Anything cool...unusual...anybody get bombed and do a strip act or anything? Not that I have expectations, but I run in strange circles...

<t>It's been a bit since I've been in here. Man, am I glad to see people still posting. MUHUHUHAHAHA. More sick individuals like me that have a sense of humor.<br/> <br/> I missed you guys, actually. But, now that I remember my login, I'll be baaaack.<br/> <br/> Ok, I suppose that's fair enough warn...

hellifiknow,

Why thank ya! Glad to be here. Great place, actually. I lurk around here when I get a chance.