President Bush is proud to introduce an ambitious new phase in the fight to preserve all that is decent in America. Conceived and championed by the revered Republican think tank Americans for Purity, "Operation Infinite Purity" is dedicated to the complete eradication of masturbation from American soil by the year 2005.
http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp - Operation Infintie Purity'
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Re: The War On....MASTERBATION
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Anditsdeeptoo
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Visitor,
well shit, i'm in trouble then....
well shit, i'm in trouble then....
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"Nobody ever said they wanted to grow up to be a critic." -RP
"Nobody ever said they wanted to grow up to be a critic." -RP
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Anditsdeeptoo,
LOL!We all are!!
LOL!We all are!!
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Anditsdeeptoo
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Jennifer,
It's a proven fact that men who masturbate regularly have a lesser rate of colon cancer. The bible says the body is god's temple and thus needs to be taken care of. So in effect masturbation is a means of preserving the temple and thus a good christian ritual. Bush and his croonies should emmbrace this ideology, I call it Jerkin' for Jesus.
It's a proven fact that men who masturbate regularly have a lesser rate of colon cancer. The bible says the body is god's temple and thus needs to be taken care of. So in effect masturbation is a means of preserving the temple and thus a good christian ritual. Bush and his croonies should emmbrace this ideology, I call it Jerkin' for Jesus.
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"Nobody ever said they wanted to grow up to be a critic." -RP
"Nobody ever said they wanted to grow up to be a critic." -RP
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Anditsdeeptoo,
"Jerkin' for Jesus?"
Praise the Lord and pass
the tissue...
-Smokey
(trying to pass out SMILES today!)
"Jerkin' for Jesus?"
Praise the Lord and pass
the tissue...
-Smokey
(trying to pass out SMILES today!)
"It's a GIFT...and a CURSE."
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Anditsdeeptoo
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Smokey H,
"Our text for today comes from the book of Secret, victoria's secret, if you would please turn to page 16... damnit the pages are stuck together!!!"
"Our text for today comes from the book of Secret, victoria's secret, if you would please turn to page 16... damnit the pages are stuck together!!!"
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"Nobody ever said they wanted to grow up to be a critic." -RP
"Nobody ever said they wanted to grow up to be a critic." -RP
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everybody,
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!
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Anditsdeeptoo
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bingolong,
Sorry Bingo, this board compells honesty. Orin Hatch beat it more than a chimp in heat.
Sorry Bingo, this board compells honesty. Orin Hatch beat it more than a chimp in heat.
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"Nobody ever said they wanted to grow up to be a critic." -RP
"Nobody ever said they wanted to grow up to be a critic." -RP
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Anditsdeeptoo,
Orin Hatch...THAT bastard.
HE's the one who "invented" the MAGIC
BULLET in the Warren Com. Report!
A-wack-a-wack-awack!!
Smokey
Orin Hatch...THAT bastard.
HE's the one who "invented" the MAGIC
BULLET in the Warren Com. Report!
A-wack-a-wack-awack!!
Smokey
"It's a GIFT...and a CURSE."
