Joke

[billyb0y]

Mrs. Day's dishwasher quit working so she
called a repairman.
Since she had to go to work the next day, she
told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter,and I'll
mail you the cheque.
Oh, by the way, don't worry about my Bulldog;he
won't bother you.
But, whatever you do, DO NOT, under ANY
circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Day's
apartment the next day,he discovered the biggest and meanest Bulldog he had ever seen. But just as
she said, the dog just lay there on the carpet
watching the repairman go about his business.
The Parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole
time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain
himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid ass ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

[Jennifer]

billyb0y,
I love it!lolol!