People, I got news for ya.......EVERYBODY'S stolen from Richard.

Post by **Money Shot** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 4:06 am

Everybody.

Everybody who's anybody.....Anybody who's funny......They've stolen from Richard.

And a lot of them aren't afraid to admit it, either.

Richard is to stand-up what Rakim is to Hip Hop, what Bird Parker is to jazz. He's the blueprint that every successful performer since him has based their entire style on.

We know this already, you're preaching to the choir.

Post by **Funn DementaLL** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 3:14 pm

you call this news?

Post by **Money Shot** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 9:20 pm

Funn DementaLL,

That was exactly my point.

Post by **Jermane S** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 11:47 am

Money Shot,

This has been another Kermit the Frog newsflash.......
;p

Post by **Funn DementaLL** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 12:47 pm

Erm, I got some more news in comparison to this...

Micheal Moore apparantly wants Bush out the white house... wow...

Post by **Murphdogg** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 1:00 pm

Funn DementaLL,in a even more shocking devolpment, republicans are attacking Kerry for his Purple heart saying he didn't get injured enough for it..Evidently Pubs felt he should of manned up and did hard time in the Texas air guard where real bad asses go

Post by **Murphdogg** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 1:04 pm

Murphdogg, murphdog that joke has been done a million times, you suck Murphdogg (figured I'd save everyone time)

Post by **Jermane S** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 1:18 pm

Murphdogg,

Ladies and Gentleman, We interrupt this thread to bring you some BREAKING NEWS.................

Jesus Christ's tomb was found empty this morning. He apparently disappeared even though the entrance was barricaded by a large boulder. We are speaking to witnesses on the scene and they are saying they saw bright lights overnight, purely speculation at this point.

In other news, Moses is being questioned in an arson investigation............

Forgive me and anyone laughing, Lord

YouTube · Post by **bingolong** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 1:26 pm

Jermane S,
"Hell I know Jesus boy worked over there at the railroad depot,told him not to go messing with them jews......."

Post by **Jermane S** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 1:32 pm

bingolong,

Again, Ladies and Gentlemen, another developing story.....

We have just received reports of a man in Tennessee being struck by lightning. We understand that he's also a Richard Pryor fan and he tells us that the "fire" jokes no longer amuse him..............