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dilema
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancée’s mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.
When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me.
Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.
I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...
There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.
Should I tell my fiancée' what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom.
When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me.
Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.
I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...
There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.
Should I tell my fiancée' what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom.
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Honky1974,
You should have posted that in the "I Need To Hear Jokes" thread because I heard that one before!!!!!
Got Ya!!!!!!!!!
You should have posted that in the "I Need To Hear Jokes" thread because I heard that one before!!!!!
Got Ya!!!!!!!!!

It's just me being me
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Honky1974,
Yo dawg I have dated some women were the mama is a damn M.I.L.F. plus they can cook better than their daughters!!!!I stayed with one girl with hopes that I could stick around in case her mother's husband got tired of his wife...
So was this for real or is billyboy saying that this is a joke?
Yo dawg I have dated some women were the mama is a damn M.I.L.F. plus they can cook better than their daughters!!!!I stayed with one girl with hopes that I could stick around in case her mother's husband got tired of his wife...

So was this for real or is billyboy saying that this is a joke?

I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!
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billyb0y,
Well I tell you what it was almost a fantasy come to life for me.....
Well I tell you what it was almost a fantasy come to life for me.....

I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!
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astonamous,
;p

I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!
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Honky1974,
Honesty is the best policy. I've heard this joke before and this was the worst. I actually read this on another message board about two days ago, and the way they wrote it was more direct and intriguing. Work on your writing style.
Honesty is the best policy. I've heard this joke before and this was the worst. I actually read this on another message board about two days ago, and the way they wrote it was more direct and intriguing. Work on your writing style.
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Honky1974,
good one!
good one!