In reality, the "web" (interesting name..."come into my parlour," said the gay hebrew negro internet inventor to the good Christian Fly.) is a cesspool--offering up PORNOGRAPHY to young girls. Young nubile girls. Lord have mercy! I got the shakes...MMMMHHMMMMM. Push away that unclean device called "keyboard" and come outside...to Jesus. Look out that window. Go on, don't be afraid. See that man? The one by the tree. That's right, the savior loves Hacky Sack. Go out there and ask to play a round. Now, don't look him directly in his eyes until he gives you the o.k. or he'll strike you dead. He'll give you a good running start in any case. He loves you that way. Jesus, Bush, America, Freedom. Can I get a witness to TESTIFY on God's American Love?
You're Only Born Twice
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bumperhead
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Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Rejoice my brethren for I am saved! I just wanted to use this forum to enlighten all the sinners with whom I once fell in league! Praises! The internet is evil, my brothers and sisters! Can I get a witness?! On its surface it claims to "connect" all of humanity in ways previously unheard. If it was God's will to connect the world's people, we'd all be American! But that just ain't the case, now is it?
In reality, the "web" (interesting name..."come into my parlour," said the gay hebrew negro internet inventor to the good Christian Fly.) is a cesspool--offering up PORNOGRAPHY to young girls. Young nubile girls. Lord have mercy! I got the shakes...MMMMHHMMMMM. Push away that unclean device called "keyboard" and come outside...to Jesus. Look out that window. Go on, don't be afraid. See that man? The one by the tree. That's right, the savior loves Hacky Sack. Go out there and ask to play a round. Now, don't look him directly in his eyes until he gives you the o.k. or he'll strike you dead. He'll give you a good running start in any case. He loves you that way. Jesus, Bush, America, Freedom. Can I get a witness to TESTIFY on God's American Love?
In reality, the "web" (interesting name..."come into my parlour," said the gay hebrew negro internet inventor to the good Christian Fly.) is a cesspool--offering up PORNOGRAPHY to young girls. Young nubile girls. Lord have mercy! I got the shakes...MMMMHHMMMMM. Push away that unclean device called "keyboard" and come outside...to Jesus. Look out that window. Go on, don't be afraid. See that man? The one by the tree. That's right, the savior loves Hacky Sack. Go out there and ask to play a round. Now, don't look him directly in his eyes until he gives you the o.k. or he'll strike you dead. He'll give you a good running start in any case. He loves you that way. Jesus, Bush, America, Freedom. Can I get a witness to TESTIFY on God's American Love?
Re: You're Only Born Twice
bumperhead,
You done took straight to church....
You done took straight to church....
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!
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bumperhead
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Re: You're Only Born Twice
bingolong,
Okay, bad joke. Terrible, terrible joke. Remember folks, tequila and emptiness don't mix.
Okay, bad joke. Terrible, terrible joke. Remember folks, tequila and emptiness don't mix.




