worse heckler come back line..ever

[Murphdogg]

I told a heckler last night "everytime you heckle a comic, somewhere in the world..a rainbow cries"..
it was effective in the fact that everyone shut up and just looked at me blankly..

[smjmcomic]

Murphdogg,



wtf

[mojones]

Murphdogg,
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You got a dyslexic thing going on there. That's so bad until it's hilarious! Why not take the opportunity to write up some heckler comebacks. Something that will nearly work almost all the time. Generally anything about a small penis usually works. Especially if the comic is a woman.

BTW, I was giving a set when this heckler totally messed me up. I lost my place and forgot all my jokes...which in my case is a good thing. I ended up just ragging on the heckler and it turned out to be a great set! The next night I was praying that guy would show up and he did...the bastard wouldn't say a word.

[Murphdogg]

mojones, I told this one heckler that his cock looked like a half eaten gummi worm..

[mojones]

Murphdogg,

Hahahaha..I know that got a laugh, right? One thing about hecklers, they're not loved by the audience. The crowd is nearly always on your side. So it shouldn't take too much to shut him up. Look at me. Suddenly, I'm Shecky Greene lecturing at CUNY. Take everything I say with a grain of salt. I'm just rambling....I did like your line though..

[Murphdogg]

mojones, I've went off on hecklers and people talking durin shows a lil too far at times. I had a overweight gal throw a bar stool at me (the crowd loved me going off on her..the bar manager..didn't like it)..she had heckled every comic up there that night, till I went off on her..I said something about her and a trough of sausage gravy or something..

[amp-d]

Murphdogg,

I liked the gummi worm one.

I had a heckler last night he heckled all of the comics before me. So he starts in on me and I blast him a couple of times. The crowd and his friends are laughing at him.

Hecker, "You should buy me a drink since I'm the only part of your show that's funny."

I say, "No I will buy whoever has to fuck you tonight a drink!"

Heckler, "This sucks, I am never coming here on a Thursday again!"

I say, "Cool, I wish you would have said that last week!"

They take his beer from him. I got there at 5pm and I got on the stage at 7:15 or so. He had been there drinking the whole time. He then starts to walk towards the stage and his wife and the manager grabs him.

[Jaquiri]

Murphdogg,


That rainbow line is hilarious. I guess it does depend on the audience. I love hecklers. I feel you can develop new material that way.

The worst time I had with a heckler was me ignorin' him. You always got those folks that think they are funnier than the comedian. I still think about that night. I coulda' got him bad! DANG!

[Murphdogg]

amp-d, hahaha..I remember when a Marine tried to rush a friend of mine on stage because he was making fun of Ronald Reagan and bouncers had to throw him out. The funny thing is the marine probably doesn't know the first damned thing about Ronald Reagan or how his adminstratin devestated the inner cities and screwed the lower working class.

[smjmcomic]

Murphdogg,




We gota do a show some day man!