I went to a haunted house this weekend this past Friday and I noticed something about myself that I have been doing for years: WHENEVER I GO TO A HAUNTED HOUSE I CHANNEL THE CHARACTERS OF RICHARD PRYOR!!!!
First off when I walk in I talk straight shit like Joe Braxton was doing in "Bustin Loose" ....right before the Klan came up behind his ass!!
Then when one of those mufuckas jump out of the shadows I handles it like the "Wino" handled "Dracula":
[/i]"Boy is you some kind of FREAK.....an ugly FREAK!!!!![/i]
Needless to say if it wasn't for Richard Pryor my ass would've been scared like when he went to jail in "Stir Crazy"!!
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!
astonamous,
I went with a group and some of the girls in the group were asking that question of whether or not they can touch you and vice versa.....well for one girl it didn't matter if you could touch them back or not cause she was tearing up my back everytime somebody jumped out!!
JTF,
Do they accept food stamps?
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!
You should come to our Haunted house next year it doesnt suck like those gay ass wannbees some stupid Gothic Mag named us best haunted house in the state!!!
;p ;p
