George Walker Bush = Fluffy Dippin Fanny...what's yours?

[Visitor]

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
I = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

Use the second letter of your middle name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = giggle
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

[bcddjjsc690]

Visitor,
It would have taken alot less effort on your part to log and have an identity,

pooh-pooh-head

[Visitor]

bcddjjsc690,

I'm the visitor. Why would I log in?

[jane_haze]

Visitor,

This is weird...

Dorky Rhino Hiney.

[hellifiknow]

jane_haze,

Sloopy Dippin Tush

Sounds like something that would require a tip.

[Visitor]

hellifiknow,

Or some sort of plastic surgery.

[tis2flyyy]

Visitor, & to everyone who posted...

You are all CRAZY AS HELL, but my nemisis BOB GREEN said it all!!!!

Now Bob, that was a GOOD one!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH