Funniest Mom in America for (Nick@Nite)

Post by **PersianComic** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 3:18 am

I recently did an "audition" tape at the Brickwall Comedy club in Spokane Washington for the Nick@Nite search for Funniest Mom in America...it was awesome and exciting to see so many different women perform..All we had was about three to four minutes to get the funny out...From what I felt I think I got a pretty good response to my humor..Mind you we had to keep it clean(Nick@Nite)..

Would love luck wishers and fingers crossed...

Any comments welcome...fellow funny moms are you out there?
thanks for you time... ;p
Persiancomic in the house..

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Post by **jane_haze** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 5:27 am

PersianComic,

I witnessed those auditions at the Comedy Underground here in Seattle. It was definitely enjoyable to watch, but there's some women who just should stop trying. Now. Others...

...crazy does not necessarily equal funny.

Afterwards, I wanted to express my views on why I'm for post-birth abortions, and that level of insanity could have been avoided had they been legal... now some may call that homicide, I call it population control.

(Course, I'm joking..)

Have fun on doing it though...I know there will be some stiff competition from a few local mothers/comics from over here, who did a really good job.

-jane

Post by **hellifiknow** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 5:37 am

jane_haze,

I've always wanted a "It's never too late for an abortion" bumper sticker.

Of course being a man my opinion on abortions counts for shit, other than the clothes hanger shaped scar under my chin...straightened the hook.

;p

Post by **jane_haze** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:44 am

hellifiknow,

Glad to know, that I won't be the only one on this board going to hell!

Post by **hellifiknow** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:02 am

jane_haze,

Are we there yet?

I guess I'm out of topic... but I am a mother.

Post by **smjmcomic** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 11:50 am

jane_haze,

Wire coat hangers for everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by **jane_haze** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 4:26 am

PersianComic,

Looks like I should reserve a nice vacation rental party house for the board on the lake of fire...looks like we're gonna have a bunch of muthas from up in here!

(Also...someone bring a keg. The music will be provided for by the house band.)

Post by **PersianComic** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 4:51 am

jane_haze,
You think you are going to hell in a hand basket...I am going to hell on a persian carpet...

I started out as a nice muslim girl then I became a jack muslim and started eating pork.. :p ...I then became a christian...Heck I should try judaism next then I'm covered by the big three
My luck I find out that Barney the big purple dinosaur in charge...heck I'm burning for sure...

At least I won't be alone...

Post by **smjmcomic** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 4:18 pm

PersianComic,

Like the late great Bill Hicks use to say

"Atleast they have good music in hell"

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 5:08 pm

PersianComic,

Glad to see another muslim on the site....whazup?

I guess I am going to hell to, as I CUSS an awful lot and I am on the paper chase (tyring to collect as much money as posssible before I Diz-IE)

Nice to meet you!