always a lady to me..

[Murphdogg]

I met you in a whorehouse about 6 miles outside of Warez
you were doing things to a gator that would make god weep..but you were always a lady...to me..

Even though you gave me some mutated form of Gonerea that turned my pee pee floresent green...You were always a lady... to me..

You could do things with your one good arm..that could almost make a man forget about the 7 pound cyst you had on your neck..because...you were always a lady to me.

[Murphdogg]

Murphdogg, you poetic sumbitch, you made me cry.

[KMommy]

Murphdogg,

You so crazy!

I don't think I want to know what was the inspiration for this.