Brilliant!!! Although, growing up in the trailer, that brings back harsh memories...
Doggie humor!
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Anditsdeeptoo
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Re: Doggie humor!
JTF,
Brilliant!!! Although, growing up in the trailer, that brings back harsh memories...
Brilliant!!! Although, growing up in the trailer, that brings back harsh memories...
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Re: Doggie humor!
bcddjjsc690,
I miss these good topics from TMIC.
my friend Miriam sent this, her Doberman Bubba always slept with me on the couch when I was visiting...I miss that dog too.
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'niture
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and..
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
I miss these good topics from TMIC.
my friend Miriam sent this, her Doberman Bubba always slept with me on the couch when I was visiting...I miss that dog too.
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'niture
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and..
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
"boy, go get me something to beat your ass with" RP
