there's a squirrel in my neighborhood, obviously male, who has these giant balls. I caught myself staring and so did he. for some reason, I quickly looked away when the squirrel made eye contact (a subway habit thing I guess), but then realized it's a friggin' squirrel, who cares if he's offended.
but he wasn't, he was flaunting his shit, shaking the giant balls and then making eye contact.
so after I went to the bodega to buy miniature condoms...oh wait, that's another story for another day.
but where in the world would a squirrel get giant balls from?? I'm thinking he needed to have some drawers on because that was too graphic for public viewing.
I know, I know... I should get out more, but I WAS OUT. the squirrel wasn't sitting on my couch.
an uncomfortable moment, what would u do?
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an uncomfortable moment, what would u do?
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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
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Re: an uncomfortable moment, what would u do?
tamra,
<------- Summabitch is everywhere!!!!
<------- Summabitch is everywhere!!!!
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Re: an uncomfortable moment, what would u do?
Anditsdeeptoo,
yeah I heard that rumor, fucking amazing...
yeah I heard that rumor, fucking amazing...
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Re: an uncomfortable moment, what would u do?
tamra,
The "Giant Balled Squirrel" or GBS as they are referred to in the science community, is a cross breed between the Standard North American Squirrel and Rosie O'Donnell.
The "Giant Balled Squirrel" or GBS as they are referred to in the science community, is a cross breed between the Standard North American Squirrel and Rosie O'Donnell.
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Re: an uncomfortable moment, what would u do?
Anditsdeeptoo,
OMFG BUAHAHAHAHAHA
OMFG BUAHAHAHAHAHA