Yo' Mama

Post by **sidewalkgod** » Thu May 06, 2004 7:14 pm

gpholms,
Yo Mama is so fat she gave the bath tub stretch marks.
Yo Mama is so big that when God said " Let there be light.... " He had to yell, " And Bitch get out the way! "

Post by **vivaknievel** » Fri May 07, 2004 10:57 pm

First I have to give it up to everybody here... I laughed out loud few times... but the "let there be light one" takes the cake. That shit had me rollin... *and a little tear came to Momma's eye* I gotta lotta shit I'm supposed to be doing right now, but given that it's 2am and I'm sitting here reading and laughing, and not regretting a second, should say a lot to all of you.

Fugg. Keep 'em comin, all of you. Phew!

- Jaye

Post by **hubpluh** » Mon May 10, 2004 5:12 am

markvinyl,
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama’s like a door knob, everyone gets a turn!

Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!