Jennifer,
A long time ago when I was married, my wife and I were out eating dinner and she caught me looking at a beautiful woman.
She started to yell at me and give me those eyes, you know the kind, and I had to think quick!
So I interupted her rant and told her, "Honey I can't help it, I think I might be a lesbian trapped in a man's body!"
The argument ended right there because we both were laughing so hard we were asked to leave the resturant!
