What is Politics?

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Nan
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What is Politics?

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My Mom came across this, I should like to share it.

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is
Politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me 'the President'.
Your mother administrates the money, so we'll call her
'the government'. We are here to take care of your needs,
so we will call you 'the people'. The nanny, we will
consider her to be'the working class'. And your baby brother, we will call him'the future'. Now think about that
and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed, thinking about what dad
has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying,so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his
mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the
keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father "Dad,
I think I understand the concept of politics now."

The father says "good, son, tell me, in your own words,what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "the president is screwing the working class while the government is sound asleep. The people are being ignored, and the future is in deep $#*%(shit)."
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Nan,
Oh yeah!!!LOL!!!lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Nan,

Sha-weeet! :lol:
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Nan,
LOL. That was cute.
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